Oh man now in remembering how much hate Kuja got and how he was wrongly portrayed as every gay stereotype ever and ignored for how genuinely badass and threatening he is, JUST because he is an attractive man in a skimpy outfit. Like everyone treated him like a damn joke...

Kuja is a fuckin bamf who can shrug off an explosion to the face with only a slight papercut, plays all the kingdoms against each other in a truly epic tier plot that got closer to success than any other damn villain and had one of the highest onscreen bodycounts in FF!

And his actual personality is cold and calculated and theatric in a chillingly cool way, he's not "funny useless pathetic weak wimpy man" just cos he's goddamn gay, Jesus Christ! I hate how the fandom hates on one of the best characters ever cos of his appearance alone

ALSO his goddamn appearance is GREAT he looks SO FUCKING COOL AND HANDSOME! What are you even smoking if you're a straight dude and you're so scared of being gay that you don't want to like.. actually look good at all, ever. "Ugh, putting any effort into an outfit is gay!"

He's got such a rad detailed design that manages to blend being a skimpy thong with also looking floofy and elegant. It's like he IS wearing a lot of clothes but only on his arms lol. Fuckin gigantic power move energy, tbh

Kuja's entire existence is goddamn gigantic power move energy, if I was a fallen angel rebelling against my gods in the second moon I would also be like "fuck it I'm gonna wear what I want, I earned it"

And standing dramatically as you watch the kingdom burn due to your mastermind plan will always look even cooler if you are Every Mote Of Fashion Energy In The Entire Universe At Once

He's like the fuckin iifa tree sucking up all of gaia's fashion energy

in conclusion ILU Kuja, original goddamn king