All AKAs aren’t paper. Nor do we all have huge ass lines. We all aren’t skinny and half of us wouldn’t have passed the paper bag test.
All Nupes aren’t self absorbed ( most of them are, but not all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">)
All Ques aren’t hoes. All of them aren’t womanizers. Bruhz DO graduate. Lastly, not all of them can grill chicken. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
All Redz aren’t dark skinned. All of them aren’t loud. However, ALL of them CAN and WILL beat your ass if they have to. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏾‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging (medium dark skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
All Sigmas aren’t rejects from other orgs. All of them aren’t lame. Some of them don’t even care they’re constitutionally bound https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌚" title="New moon with face" aria-label="Emoji: New moon with face">
All Zetas aren’t plus size. They definitely aren’t ugly. And while some of them don’t particularly care for their brothers, they still don’t want y’all calling your matched org “frat” #ThatsNotYourFrat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
SGRhos actually LOVE their org. They aren’t rejects from other orgs either. They’re also serious when they say not to call them “Rhos” All the ones I know hate that shit and I still can’t figure out why. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Lastly, Iota men WANTED to be Iotas when they were GDIs. They aren’t lames. Their org actually has hella history. Andddddd They not all old ass men. (Look up Michigan Made Iotas on ig... you’re welcomehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">)
Moral is, in 2020 let’s find other jokes to say. These long lasting ass stereotypes are tired now. Let them rest. Plus... if you say I’m paper imma just beat your ass. #DontLetThesePearlsFoolYou https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
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