The child looked out across the field of Pizzas and asked the Papa
"Holy Papa, what is a man to do with 40 Pizzas and only 30 days and 30 nights to eat them?"
The Papa then said unto the child "Behold I am the Papa, and I say to you these 40 sacred breads shall be eaten before the rooster crows on the 31st day after the 30th night."
But the child did not believe the Papa saying "but surely it is to much, is not the limit of man one Pizza in a day?"
The Papa smiled at the child "Behold I am the Papa, he who was spoken of in the prophecy of the great reckoning. Through me no pizza is too great, and within me all pizza shall find rest."
So it was that on the morn of the 31st day the child woke to find the pizza gone. Amidst the empty field stood the Papa. "Behold" said the Papa, "The day of reckoning is at hand."
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