im on apple ipad for a limited time only. my trial is up in 30 minutes. heres a thread of my favorite Apple Emojis

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👼" title="Baby angel" aria-label="Emoji: Baby angel"> its a fuckn flying baby head

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙎♂️" title="Man pouting" aria-label="Emoji: Man pouting">wait what is this supposed to be it looks like a guy pouting
when gf says no choochie

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙎♂️" title="Man pouting" aria-label="Emoji: Man pouting">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👡" title="Woman’s sandal" aria-label="Emoji: Woman’s sandal">this is not a shoe its just wood

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍟" title="French fries" aria-label="Emoji: French fries">wtf how did they put an emoji on an emojinon fries and its not even their apple emoji

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤹♀️" title="Woman juggling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman juggling">why her eyes so far apart

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎮" title="Video game" aria-label="Emoji: Video game">what fuckign controller looksmlike this

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚕" title="Taxi" aria-label="Emoji: Taxi">why does this have words on it. one obviously itsa taxi second aint nobody able to read That

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💺" title="Seat" aria-label="Emoji: Seat">WAIT THERES JUST A N EMOJI OF A CHAIR IN AIRPLANE???? WHO ON EARTH ASKED 4 THIS

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏤" title="European post office" aria-label="Emoji: European post office">its the french horn store

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📸" title="Camera with flash" aria-label="Emoji: Camera with flash">ah yes love it when my camera catches on FIRE

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💳" title="Credit card" aria-label="Emoji: Credit card">do you guys think these numbers are actually secretly steve jobs credit card

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📇" title="Card index" aria-label="Emoji: Card index">an emoji in an emoji. how deep it go
ok thats it thanks everyone good thread this was very necessary for me to spend an hour on
wait im on ios 10 because ipad old so none of these tweets make sense Hooray!!
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