Thread by @LeighArrowsmith, MY OFFICIAL REVIEW OF FROZEN 2: A THREAD SO first scene i [...]

MY OFFICIAL REVIEW OF FROZEN 2: A THREAD

SO first scene i wasn’t expecting the childhood flashback but it was nice to see more of their backstory. Lowkey made me emotional when their mum started singing. Elsa made me sad bc she pretty much HAD to grow up and act mature whereas anna just acted like an annoying baby

Their dad lowkey gave me creepy weirdo energy. Anyways then all the elements came up and i was really confused (still don’t really understand that part of the plot) but whatever then we go to elsa being an ICON just breathing and looking amazing but i expected nothing less

Don’t know why anna is so clingy all the time like bitch u have kristoff let elsa go and do her magic she could destroy the entire forest if she wanted to. But anyways LOVE jonathan groff LOVED his singing especially. Olaf not funny didn’t laugh.

Like love olaf but i didn’t feel much comedic value in this film. But the SONGS oh my lord i had shivers every time elsa opened her mouth bc idina’s vocals are

anyways so i started pissing myself when they all started flying about in ‘gale’ (very uncreative name)

That lizard was so cute i loved it so much it boosted the film’s likeability by 700%. But i was so confused when the arendale people and the other people arrived cos if theyve been trapped in the forest together for ages how have they not been fighting??? The tension was solid

But i got emotional again when elsa saw how her parents died

yolo i cant remember what i’m up to. Also that guy who kristoff made friends with ???? should have dicked elsa down but ok disney pair him with that honey something bitch. So yeah elsa owned the entire film

Anna was so annoying how she kept trying to get involved like fuck off you don’t have powers let elsa do the fighting go and suck off kristoff somewhere. But yeah loved every minute of when elsa was on the screen my strong ICON

Anna and olaf slating elsa off was so annoying bc she’s obviously just trying to do whats best for them but they’re like WAAAAA WHY DID U LEAVE ME XXX but yeah back to kristoff he didnt really do much and i felt bad bc jonathan kinda deserved better. Like all he did was ride sven

The storyline was kind of confusing but the parts i did understand were legendary and i cried when **** disintegrated. And when **** turned to ice

also their granddad is a sly rat. ALSO i predicted half of the film to jen to show my prophecy powers and i was correct

Id remember more if i wasnt being harassed with a sneak attack hand hold but yolo. Anyways elsa the legend knew what to do and im glad anna finally realised elsa was doing everything to protect them all. Then those big rock things destroyed the dam like shit ok ur solid.

But the ending. THE ENDING. I was NOT happy. When i heard the words “queen” and “anna” in the same sentence I threw up everywhere. And then elsa was chilling with the random village people who her mum knew (also i cried when she saw her mum again (also something i predicted))

Anyways good film 7/10 some nice songs and moments but the storyline was odd to follow and i was not happy with anna being queen but maybe thats because im biased. Wish jonathan did more than fawn over anna but what can u do. Sven and his reindeer gang are not to be messed with

Also elsas OUTFITS omfg she was !!!!!!!!!!! I was gagging throughout the entire film she really owned it especially with her hair down OMFG i screamed. Didn’t know she was a horse girl but she suits it esp with that white outfit and her hair down like

Anna basic the end

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