Omg. I didn't realize Twitter was High School.

I probably follow thousands of people's significant other.

Must ask permission first. Noted.
Oh, this is fun 😭
I'm going to hell
All good things must come to an end 😭
Follow up. Here's the boyfriend who did, in fact, block me.

Dammit... Goodbye boyfriend. 😭
*Clarification

**The boyfriend who I've never spoken to and honestly didn't even know existed.

***I am devasted
It would be a shame if a bunch of ladies went and followed him.

🤷‍♀️
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