Bro my plants are doing phenomenally. I've finally cracked the code for growing completely indoors. No pests coz I keep a mint tree in the grow tent. Next month I'm buying LED lights to tackle any hostile fungi. The average time to sprout post-germination is 16 hours.

It's all hydroponic baby, no soil, strictly coco coir. Each litre of water is chased with 5ml of molasses and 5ml of fish shit. Once a week they get a dose of nutrients too. And the water has a ph level of 6.5 at all times. 100ml of water a day is all they need.

Off the strength of my herbs, I'm finna start a YT channel called The Great Indoors. It's not about weed. I'm tryna get your favourite rappers, youth politicians and activists, athletes, and basically all cool people high and exchange ideas and opinions on daily matters and news

Wokeness tends to be boring when it's nuanced. Let's change that fam. We got more personality than that. Don't fight it, just accept.

So put ya fucking grillz on, put the stove on, marinate your hot wings and minute steaks, bring your meddie or your jita, and chill baby chiiill...