Read on Twitter
Indian Twitter is a festival dhamaka!
Lemme show you how it works!
Bollywood Twitter: Life is very boring. Let's bring back K3G in the timeline.
Tamil Twitter: Why the day is so dull? Let us trend something worldwide.
Meanwhile Fans: What new "NEGATIVE TAGS" are left to trend?
Lemme show you how it works!
Bollywood Twitter: Life is very boring. Let's bring back K3G in the timeline.
Tamil Twitter: Why the day is so dull? Let us trend something worldwide.
Meanwhile Fans: What new "NEGATIVE TAGS" are left to trend?
Jingoism Twitter:
I peed happily after years. Thanks to M0DI Sarkar.
Be patriotic use & national flag near your username like me.
Madras mein hindi nahi samaj sakte hai! Too bad!
Meanwhile Twitter down South:
(for 1008th time)
"HINDI IS NOT THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE OF INDIA!!!"
I peed happily after years. Thanks to M0DI Sarkar.
Be patriotic use & national flag near your username like me.
Madras mein hindi nahi samaj sakte hai! Too bad!
Meanwhile Twitter down South:
(for 1008th time)
"HINDI IS NOT THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE OF INDIA!!!"
Food Twitter: Veg is not called Biriyani, its Tomato rice.
Netflix India: Yeh Radhika Apte ki naya series Lelo. Vijay in 3 roles, Avvvv!
Amazon prime: Let me try to make a funny announcement for the news that you know 3 day early
Swiggy: Any help, Shalini?!
Netflix India: Yeh Radhika Apte ki naya series Lelo. Vijay in 3 roles, Avvvv!
Amazon prime: Let me try to make a funny announcement for the news that you know 3 day early
Swiggy: Any help, Shalini?!
Film Twitter:
"OMG, Did you see that Malayalam movie?"
"Which one rey?'
"Yeh that movie starts with "K", vahi!"
"South makes better films than North!"
"South films looks like spoof movies!"
"OMG, Did you see that Malayalam movie?"
"Which one rey?'
"Yeh that movie starts with "K", vahi!"
"South makes better films than North!"
"South films looks like spoof movies!"
Sports Twitter:
Dhoni is outdated.
Virat is written off.
Rohit is overrated.
Football?
Yeah, Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar!
Hockey?
Haan, yeh tho national game hai na?!
Kabaddi, WHO?! WHAT?! HOW?!
"Women wins medal!"
Men goes gaga ad say:
This is women empowerment, not partying!
Dhoni is outdated.
Virat is written off.
Rohit is overrated.
Football?
Yeah, Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar!
Hockey?
Haan, yeh tho national game hai na?!
Kabaddi, WHO?! WHAT?! HOW?!
"Women wins medal!"
Men goes gaga ad say:
This is women empowerment, not partying!
TRACKERS Twitter:
This movie is the first movie with the initial letter "Z" to be released in this country of tiniest DOT in the world map. Its a new landmark for Indian CINEMA.
Which of the following film you like?
In brackets as statutory warning - (Not to initiate fan-wars)
This movie is the first movie with the initial letter "Z" to be released in this country of tiniest DOT in the world map. Its a new landmark for Indian CINEMA.
Which of the following film you like?
In brackets as statutory warning - (Not to initiate fan-wars)
Timepass Twitter:
Ohhhhhh, my Timeline is of nothing.
Lets start #SareeTwitter #BindiTwitter #DhotiTwitter #RotiTwitter #KapdaTwitter #PsychoTwitter
Others be like:
Comment a emoji to say something about you.
Like & RT and I dedicate you a song.
Quote this with your fake ID.
Ohhhhhh, my Timeline is of nothing.
Lets start #SareeTwitter #BindiTwitter #DhotiTwitter #RotiTwitter #KapdaTwitter #PsychoTwitter
Others be like:
Comment a emoji to say something about you.
Like & RT and I dedicate you a song.
Quote this with your fake ID.
Feminists in Twitter:
Sexual Abuse is wrong. Consent is important. Harassment is a punishable offence. Brings up with incidents to spread awareness.
Honourable men in comments:
B**ch, S**t, you deserve it.
Don't you have any other thing to talk about?
Dont, believe them, DM me.
Sexual Abuse is wrong. Consent is important. Harassment is a punishable offence. Brings up with incidents to spread awareness.
Honourable men in comments:
B**ch, S**t, you deserve it.
Don't you have any other thing to talk about?
Dont, believe them, DM me.
PARENTAL Twitter:
(Sending you the photo you posted and says)
Delete this pic you posted ma, people could download and misuse it.
Oh.
Don't swear in Tweets, ma.
O, Boomer.
(Opens his ID and replies)
BC, **ha, BDSK, F**K.
(Sending you the photo you posted and says)
Delete this pic you posted ma, people could download and misuse it.
Oh.
Don't swear in Tweets, ma.
O, Boomer.
(Opens his ID and replies)
BC, **ha, BDSK, F**K.
