i’m not rooming or housing with these bitches again next year bye lmao
i’m tired of having my sleep disturbed + cleaning up after their mess in the common areas like ???

plus my roomie is so ??? idk how last year we got along fine and this year i just 🤠

but who’s even willing to take my ass into their housing plans for next year sigh
my roomie: can we make sure not to leave dishes in the sink overnight

also my roomie: *leaves a shit ton of dishes in the sink overnight*
i left around 6 pm seeing a monstrosity of items on the kitchen table and counter, including some dirty dishes in the sink. i come back home at 2 am and i see the same bar of butter left out there along with everything else.

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honestly there’s only one out of four of them that’s unproblematic lmao and the irony is that she’s the rando that we chose to have in our apt...

e1: messy when making food and doesn’t clean well, doesn’t keep fridge organized, overnight dishes, ton of water outside shower
e2: doesn’t take out trash when it’s her turn until it’s overflowing for 2 days, also doesn’t keep fridge organized, kinda messy when making food, doesn’t put dishes away when they’re dry on the rack
e3 my roomie: EXTREMELY messy when making food and doesn’t clean well, doesn’t keep fridge organized, somehow gets crumbs EVERYWHERE, interrupts my sleep, passive aggressive, hair in shower, terribly immature
i can’t believe i’m bitching this much about my living situation but i’m just so?? tired?? like everything is already tough so i just want the place i go back to and spend time in as “home” to feel clean and nice like one????

i don’t want to feel like it’s extra work to be here
first day back from break: counter had crumbs and dried sauce stains. fridge became unorganized and had some weird sticky stain

just got back from my class and spent 15 mins cleaning : - )
it’s not that hard to refill the toilet paper... why do you people leave the empty roll there for the next person wtf
finals week so we don’t have someone assigned to take the trash out. everyone keeps throwing shit into the trash/recycling when they’re already filled to the brink...

i bagged them and replace the bags for each bin and asked if someone can help me bring them down bc
i’m gonna be the last person to leave on fri night and i don’t wanna deal with 2 overflowing trash/recycling bins so i’d like if someone can take out the current stuff so i won’t be left with all that MESS by myself

and

everyone leaves me on read in the gc 🙃
period blood over the toilet seat! my favorite! 🥵
i move back in and the first thing i had to do was clean the fridge bc they’d somehow made a huge mess and placed everything in a nonsensical manner and i don’t wanna put the food my dad made me in there like that lmfao
i had also washed all my dishes before break but somehow my pan is left out greasy and my measuring cups have crumbs in them

kill me now
OH AND THERES HAIR ALL OVER THE SHOWER FLOOR AND WALLS HAHAHHA WOW LITERALLY EVERY PART OF THE COMMUNAL AREA IS A MESS FUCK YOU GUYS
we have moldy cheese in the fridge i want to murder someone
our common area has 10+ ppl in it since 9 pm and it was mega loud all the way until midnight and they’re making food and i just KNOW she’s not gonna clean up well

and it’s like 1 am on a weekday omg let me sleep!!!!!!!!!
it’s 2 am

let. me. fucking. Sleep
i woke up briefly and she keeps farting in her sleep i want to cry
i was gone for lny weekend and i come back to endless crumbs and stains on the kitchen counter. free me from my misery!!!
the cleaning lady just came this morning and cleaned our counters so idk how it’s even possible to have so many crumbs on the counter :)

and the fact that i keep finding moldy food in the fridge is just amazing :))
the next time someone doesn’t put a new roll of toilet paper back into the holder after using up the previous one i’m gonna steal all of the toilet paper over the weekend and stay at sanc so they can all suffer
i was in bed chillin and my cousin video called me to show me that he dyed his hair. we started chatting bc it’s been a while and all of a sudden my roommate goes down her ladder and turns off the light w/o saying anything to me

bitch what the fuck
1) she didn’t say she was going to sleep or anything. she left the lights on and climbed up

2) a min after i started talking she just climbed down and turned the lights off on me

you can just tell me you’re sleeping then i’ll get out or you can tell me to turn off the lights
there’s more stuff rotting in our fridge and the sink is like this!!!! i want to die!!!!
hey another dick appointment that sounds like a car is repeatedly ramming into the wall in front my of desk

but they’re fucking to edm and pop music i rly wanna kms
they’re going at it again and it’s almost 2 am on a sunday night i have class tmrw PLEASE just go to his place next time the walls here at thin omfg
idc if u get sUM DICK idc idc!!!!!! just not within quiet hours so i can sleep!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!
i’m literally so fking burnt out and it’s hitting hard tonight and i just wanna get a good night’s rest to reset for the upcoming week bc i have 2 papers and a midterm to worry abt but i can’t sleep bc of this!!! 🙃
i’ve been sleep deprived for 3 days and i thought i was gonna get to sleep in today but nO

her alarm goes off for 5 mins with some annoying ass song and she’s not even in the room!!!!!!!!! aAaaaaAaaAahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if ur not gonna do the things i politely asked u to thru chat then imma ask u in person when i see u so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

if u can’t even look me in the eye when i’m confronting u then lmfao just put the trash bag in like ur supposed to in the first place
i wasn’t home for like 4 days and the first thing i notice when i come back is how messy the kitchen is LMFAOo

sauce stains over the counter, bags of chips laying around OPENED

and i love how my roommate used my measuring cups but didn’t bother to wash them properly :))
told my roommate to wrap her food in the fridge and explained why only to be met with "oh it's ok i'll eat it tomorrow" and a bright smile

is she. dumb.?? i-? what the FUCK
i took meds last night before i slept and usually i ktfo bc of them but i rly still woke up at 5(?) in the morning bc she came back and rustled around for stuff, kept going in and out with the door opening/closing, and she just left after lmao
she texts me at almost 4am asking for me to leave the door unlocked for her and i’m so tempted to just pretend i never saw her text i hate this chick with my whole heart
i’m going crazy from being home but at least i’m away from this gross ass bc she kept going outside as if nothing was happening + is rn in LA for a few days “to see friends” + i caught her using the restroom w/o washing her hands after 🙃
every time i think that i hate being at home with family, i read this thread again 🤡
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