How Miss Short didn& #39;t murder anyone or have a full on breakdown is beyond me, woman was bullied to the brink of tears every single day by 12 year olds. God we were cunts

Got the music room of her dreams and all she asked was for us to wipe our feet. So what did we do... Deliberately cake our shoes in mud to drag it on the carpet. Cunts

Got a new piano which she was so proud of so we covered it in sellotape and glue. Cunts

It& #39;s a slow day at the office and I& #39;m just reflecting. Never thought I& #39;d be Team Short but here we are