Gonna explain why traditional monster movies aren't scary
A werewolf is attacking? What if it was a gorilla with a grudge; still just as scary but an actual animal that exists
Ghosts? You just found out an afterlife 100% exists, which is actually quite comforting
Vampires? Immortality is a pretty good trade off for not having to wake up before 6pm
Aliens? I bet they can fix teeth real cheap, and you can ask them if they believe in ghosts
Zombie Apocalypse? The Russians will be too busy to tell everyone what kind of porn you've been watching
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