tag urself im the 30 seconds of sustained high pitch

immediately followed by a 30 second blank dark screen

just a little boy

who let "shut your mouth, marginalized member of society" get thru the final draft

id like people to believe in me like farleys home team believes in him

"great lake states" thats me!

YOU'D BE LUCKY TO DRIVE A ZAMBONI

hey eve

the editing in the best friends song is truly the peak of camp and the met gala shouldve taken more inspiration

"it's never mattered that she's a girl"
"he's got the sensitivity of a girl"

gay moment tally: 1

- against organized religion
- enormous siddharta guatama in their dining room

"he liked to gliiidddeee" nothing in gemini will ever top the delivery of this note

"he loves to skate and score" THATS THE TITULAR LINE!

give this grandkid an emmy

i too hear angels when i see farley gordon

"hands on anthropology course" bruh do the gordons have human bones

did they have a quota of metaphors/similes to reach in this movie or something??? there were like 3 in the first 20 seconds of the museum scene

eves shirt is vintage lesbianism

eve is a hoarder, and is stealing the mask to add to her tchatchki filled bedroom

"it's actually whom"
"technically if i was in a coma i wouldn't be able to speak"

farley is the most annoying person i've ever had the joy of loving

"is this right?"
"not unless you're a dickface"

gay moment tally: 2

"that's cute twinkletoes" the subtle underlying homophobiuh in this insult.... the layers are exquisite

gay moment tally: 3

the coach gave him a pink brampton tshirt, once again, THE LAYERS

gay moment tally: 4

epiphany moments. longing i didn't know existed. fill that hole.

gay moment tally: 5

the lyric writers put all their brain power into "hallmark im sure would be so proud to hear you voice their sentiments out loud but a well placed fart would knock you down, if the moose meant harm you'd be in a hospital gown" and then immediately gave up

farleys golden retriever doesnt get nearly enough screen time

i will never ever understand the purpose of the scene with the vomiting and the mouse. it is for nothing if not to show that farley would not hesitate to eat a live mouse

he. is sso happy :•) to be Male Bonding

there truly was no effort to make hopes line about baboons relate to the toronto zoo ad on the bus

moose defending farley from the other team beating him up

gay moment tally: 6

if walt acorn just put on his glasses this movie would lose 30% of its jokes

struggling to fit in with a large group of friendly men who are high energy and well bonded with eachother and feeling awkward around their closeness

gay moment tally: 7

the blades levitating is camp at its finest

song called boyfriends

gay moment tally: 8

"to my teammates warmth i'm definitely responding"

ass slap

gay moment tally: 10

FARLEY IS A COMRADE

men are truly a strange breed

i want a brampton blades tattoo

moose is just? a tattoo artist? okay gay icon

"woah!! lets save the untoward affection for the game!"

gay moment tally: 11

it DOES feel great to have boyfriends!

gay moment tally: 12

"meneauty" is INTENSELY hyper masculine and over compensating

gay moment tally: 13

"soon i will seduce them all"

these spot-the-difference games are getting harder and harder

do they sell score merch bc i hardcore want that blades letter jacket

noah really shone thru with "...the hype, and it is, exactly that, is wayy overblown, i mean..." like that isnt farley thats noah

WHOM!!! let that 17 year old be on a billboard advertising underwear!!!! no scantily clad minors being exploited for capitalist gain in MY toronto

just rly got his whole wee wee out with a star on it

his hands look so tiny

moose could cradle farley in one hand

truly nothing is funnier than the goalie uncomfortably punchcing farley in complete silence. comedy GOLD

taking a brief enchilada intermission. there will be no folding of the cheese

(off topic but they were making an awful lot of cheese sauce. i worry for their enchiladas)

WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SCORE

how do fisticuffs equate to being a man?: an observation on violence within the rules of manhood by farley gordon

"i can't watch out for someone who won't conform to the code"

HETERONORMATIVITY LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS

gay moment tally: 14

"so stop bending over, fight like a man"
i dont even need to explain

gay moment tally: 15

why does an anti violence stand make me less of a man..... the poetry

i forgot to mention this earlier but score really went off when farley was like "yeah im playing hockey but at least im not in the fuckin military" like hell yeah

yeah i once took that advice... now everything's fallin' apart ...

this was 100% worth making

we LOVE talk of testosterone to estrogen ratios when questioning someones manliness

gay moment tally: 16

his teammates making his skates "girly", sparkly and pink, bullying farley for exhibiting behavior that's not violently masculine by rejecting and feminizing him? HOMOPHOBIAAAAAAAA

gay moment tally: 17

eve there's something i've wanted to talk to you about for a while now... um, i don't know where to start, um... please don't take this the wrong way, okay? oh gosh this is embarrassing, i'm gonna say it anyway.. being a blade has made me realize...

gay moment tally: 18

i am sick of being different, what is wrong with fitting in!

....das internalized homophobia

gay moment tally: 19

"its a quotation from gandhi, you should look it up" farley is NOT woke enough otherwise he'd know gandhi was pedo who supported the aryan brotherhood

ordinary boy makes me lose my MIND like FUCK jUST WHOS IDEA WERE THEY ANYWAY!!!! going fucking shit stupid over the TWANG and the PASSION, fUCK

can you imagine watching score and not knowing who noah is and then watching schitts creek and being like yo thats farley!!!

angry!!!! hes about to say a cuss word, he's gonna do it!!!!

eves voice.... is so nice.... she sounds so good in this scene with marco

y'all are 17, no one's your soulmate stfu go study for ur math test

"eve's like a sister to me"

gay moment tally: 20

the writers of this movie have NEVER had sex and here's my proof

"she wants to squeeze your bones she wants to rub your nose"