"Home Alone" is actually kind of a terrible movie.

There& #39;s multiple plot holes big enough to drive a train through. https://twitter.com/labradorrose/status/1199015097152225281">https://twitter.com/labradorr...
Even accepting as Gospel the admittedly far-fetched premise of: "Parents travel internationally without noticing their kid is missing":

GIANT PLOT HOLE #1: International flights from Chicago to Europe leave in the evening, not morning.
GIANT PLOT HOLE #2: A $1.6M house in Winnetka doesn& #39;t even have a rudimentary burglar alarm.
GIANT PLOT HOLE #3: Mom frantically calls police to report... essentially... a missing kid.

Same hardass cops who chase an 8-year-old halfway across town for shoplifting a toothbrush go to house and just give up looking for Kevin when he doesn& #39;t answer the door.
GIANT PLOT HOLE #4: Hoping to get back to Chicago as quickly as possible, Mom gets on a plane from a major hub in Dallas to a much smaller regional airport in Scranton for no apparent reason.
GIANT PLOT HOLE #4: The Pizza boy gets "shot at" by "Kevin" and... just goes back to work? Regardless, he doesn& #39;t call the cops AFTER BEING SHOT AT... IN WINNETKA.
GIANT PLOT HOLE #5: Kevin knows exactly when Harry & Marv are going to rob his house, and has hours of lead time...

...but doesn& #39;t call the cops until after they& #39;ve broken in AND run through all the traps.
GIANT PLOT HOLE #6: What, exactly, was the point of the glue/oscillating fan/feathers booby trap?

To in no way slow down Joe Pesci, in the event he took an extremely specific route...

...for maximum sight gag potential?
GIANT PLOT HOLE #7: Wet Bandits sustain multiple injuries, each of which would result in broken bones or death in middle-aged men of average build, but both are rendered immediately unconscious by single blow from a snow shovel wielded by a septuagenarian.
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