Sure the Extradimensional Rape Demons are pouring endlessly through a tear in the fabric of reality we made by playing God and yeah they won't stop raping us, and okay yes they are immortal, but we're the ones who accidentally entered their world first and the BBQ is really good
Plus they don't eat physical food (since they absorb sustenance from the miasma of misery they make us generate) or need to sleep (except for that one hour rape break) so you can pay them pennies on the dollar all day with no complaints

Seems like a win-win for us, them, and GDP
Extradimensional Rape Demons are creating the dysgenic abomination of a slave underclass that spoiled and entitled Americans just won't become.
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