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ROASTING YOU BASED ON YOUR SMASH ULTIMATE MAIN THREAD
1. Mario
You’re what girls call a “basic bitch”. Like you can’t get more “basic” than Mario. You post fair spike montages on YouTube that get 10 views with the title “MARIO DUNKIN LIKE JORDAN”. What you think you’re good cause you can tilt the c stick up? Your combo game weak.
You’re what girls call a “basic bitch”. Like you can’t get more “basic” than Mario. You post fair spike montages on YouTube that get 10 views with the title “MARIO DUNKIN LIKE JORDAN”. What you think you’re good cause you can tilt the c stick up? Your combo game weak.
2. DK
Trash of Smash. On WiFi they abuse the grab to throw offstage and stage spike because you can’t mash out. “Just gonna spam roll & grab and throw off stage lol god I’m so good” -every DK main. That’s why they never get results in actual tournaments. Complete WiFi Warriors
Trash of Smash. On WiFi they abuse the grab to throw offstage and stage spike because you can’t mash out. “Just gonna spam roll & grab and throw off stage lol god I’m so good” -every DK main. That’s why they never get results in actual tournaments. Complete WiFi Warriors
3. Link
Look bud, there’s more to Link than the B button. You use Link because either 1. BotW was your first Zelda game, or 2. You just cheese B spam and play on McDonald’s WiFi. And no, z dropping a bomb for stage spike isn’t “big brain”. Try close combat for once, pussies.
Look bud, there’s more to Link than the B button. You use Link because either 1. BotW was your first Zelda game, or 2. You just cheese B spam and play on McDonald’s WiFi. And no, z dropping a bomb for stage spike isn’t “big brain”. Try close combat for once, pussies.
4. Samus/DS
You think your hot shit on WiFi. Look, running away the whole match, dropping bombs, charging B and shooting missiles from the edge and platform hiding doesn’t work in real smash. You’re the definition of a WiFi warrior. D. Sam mains think they’re “cool” and “edgy”
You think your hot shit on WiFi. Look, running away the whole match, dropping bombs, charging B and shooting missiles from the edge and platform hiding doesn’t work in real smash. You’re the definition of a WiFi warrior. D. Sam mains think they’re “cool” and “edgy”
5. Yoshi
Holy hell talk about glue eating braindead dummies. Wonder why everyone hates you? You get super armor, spam down air, you can’t get shield poked, you spam eggs, you spam Yoshi bomb. That’s it. That’s all you all know how to do. You’re all annoying af. Bunch o scrubs.
Holy hell talk about glue eating braindead dummies. Wonder why everyone hates you? You get super armor, spam down air, you can’t get shield poked, you spam eggs, you spam Yoshi bomb. That’s it. That’s all you all know how to do. You’re all annoying af. Bunch o scrubs.
6.Kirby
Look. You got it rough, but come on. Even with the buffs, y’all still really ain’t shit. You live and die by the Utilt. Look if you love Utilt so much, go play Mario. “Off stage dair clips for days bro” - Nah. Stop it. Sorry but you’re still living in the 64 days, bro.
Look. You got it rough, but come on. Even with the buffs, y’all still really ain’t shit. You live and die by the Utilt. Look if you love Utilt so much, go play Mario. “Off stage dair clips for days bro” - Nah. Stop it. Sorry but you’re still living in the 64 days, bro.
7. Fox
Bro this ain’t Melee. Pick sum1 else! “Ahh fucc gonna go for the nair to usmash for the 40th time”. “FoX iS fAsT thEreFore hEs goOd”. The only good Fox is Light. There’s 70+ other characters. Stop acting like a Melee elitist, you can have some fun with other characters.
Bro this ain’t Melee. Pick sum1 else! “Ahh fucc gonna go for the nair to usmash for the 40th time”. “FoX iS fAsT thEreFore hEs goOd”. The only good Fox is Light. There’s 70+ other characters. Stop acting like a Melee elitist, you can have some fun with other characters.
8. Pikachu
Y’all wanna be Esam so fucking bad! None of y’all are good. Y’all use the same shitty ass combos over and over. All of you. Y’all didn’t exist until Pichu got nerfed. Y’all are just like your main, annoying ass rats. Also, stop spamming thunderbolt, it ain’t workin!!
Y’all wanna be Esam so fucking bad! None of y’all are good. Y’all use the same shitty ass combos over and over. All of you. Y’all didn’t exist until Pichu got nerfed. Y’all are just like your main, annoying ass rats. Also, stop spamming thunderbolt, it ain’t workin!!
9. Luigi
On GOD y’all be the worst. Y’all will spend 6 hours in the lab perfecting that zero to death combo for some twitter clip. That shit WHACK. It ain’t cool anymore. And it’s hilarious watching y’all get fuckin slapped when you play somebody who knows how to avoid grab!
On GOD y’all be the worst. Y’all will spend 6 hours in the lab perfecting that zero to death combo for some twitter clip. That shit WHACK. It ain’t cool anymore. And it’s hilarious watching y’all get fuckin slapped when you play somebody who knows how to avoid grab!
10. Ness
Do I really need to say it? Glue, crayons and drywall are your 3 square meals a day. Oh you mad? Whatcha gonna do? Spam Pk Fire, grab, then back throw me? Or maybe spam nair and fair all day and run away? Y’all and Yoshi mains always tryna see who the worst mains are.
Do I really need to say it? Glue, crayons and drywall are your 3 square meals a day. Oh you mad? Whatcha gonna do? Spam Pk Fire, grab, then back throw me? Or maybe spam nair and fair all day and run away? Y’all and Yoshi mains always tryna see who the worst mains are.
11. Captain Falcon
YALL BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING STFU. Stop posting clips of you getting a knee combo. All y’all do is dash back and forth and grab to downthrow. Y’all have the best speed in the game and complain about getting outZoned. Work on your rush down you fuckin nerds.
YALL BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING STFU. Stop posting clips of you getting a knee combo. All y’all do is dash back and forth and grab to downthrow. Y’all have the best speed in the game and complain about getting outZoned. Work on your rush down you fuckin nerds.
12. Jiggly Puff
Imma keep it real. JPuff mains damn near nonexistent. And yall always be on the same shit. “Fair fair fair fair fair - Ope, gonna go for the snooze into rest”. Please stop floating around and throwing nair. Y’all ain’t hbox and this ain’t Melee. Stop. Get help.
Imma keep it real. JPuff mains damn near nonexistent. And yall always be on the same shit. “Fair fair fair fair fair - Ope, gonna go for the snooze into rest”. Please stop floating around and throwing nair. Y’all ain’t hbox and this ain’t Melee. Stop. Get help.
13. Peach/Daisy
Nobody plays this character because they like her as a character. Y’all some tier whores who swear you’re all on samsoras level. Y’all just spam turnips and do that stupid ass downtilt combo and be “fuck I’m so good” . It’s okay, you can pick a character you like
Nobody plays this character because they like her as a character. Y’all some tier whores who swear you’re all on samsoras level. Y’all just spam turnips and do that stupid ass downtilt combo and be “fuck I’m so good” . It’s okay, you can pick a character you like
14. Bowser
Y’all ain’t shit! You abuse tf outta input lag & think you hot shit on WiFi & then complain when you combo food during tourney! Look we all know your plan is “ok, spin, try shield break, spam fire. Platform stages only so I can cheese stocks with command grab spam”.
Y’all ain’t shit! You abuse tf outta input lag & think you hot shit on WiFi & then complain when you combo food during tourney! Look we all know your plan is “ok, spin, try shield break, spam fire. Platform stages only so I can cheese stocks with command grab spam”.
15. Ice Climbers
Do y’all motherfuckers even exist anymore? No? Oh y’all are still playing on GC and Wii doing wobbles and refuse to put in the lab time to actually be good at ultimate. You probably are a flat earther, and you believe Ult is a Sm4sh port. Quit complaining.
Do y’all motherfuckers even exist anymore? No? Oh y’all are still playing on GC and Wii doing wobbles and refuse to put in the lab time to actually be good at ultimate. You probably are a flat earther, and you believe Ult is a Sm4sh port. Quit complaining.
16. Sheik
Be honest. You only use sheik cause void started a wave. Bro you lab for 10 hours on a 55 hit combo for only 28.3%. “Sheik fast. She’s so slept on” headasses. Y’all run around like Naruto cause y’all wanna be ninjas. Probably have 3 katanas ordered off amazon.
Be honest. You only use sheik cause void started a wave. Bro you lab for 10 hours on a 55 hit combo for only 28.3%. “Sheik fast. She’s so slept on” headasses. Y’all run around like Naruto cause y’all wanna be ninjas. Probably have 3 katanas ordered off amazon.
17. Zelda
Y’all some scaredy bitch made asses. “Oh I’m in trouble? Nayrus love” “ope don’t mind me just gonna hover off stage, cast fire ball and phantom. Maybe throw out that fair for the thousandth time. Hope I get the sweet spot. Oh you’re at 60? It’s up B time” headasses.
Y’all some scaredy bitch made asses. “Oh I’m in trouble? Nayrus love” “ope don’t mind me just gonna hover off stage, cast fire ball and phantom. Maybe throw out that fair for the thousandth time. Hope I get the sweet spot. Oh you’re at 60? It’s up B time” headasses.
18. Dr. Mario
Y’all are exactly like Mario. But choose Dr. Mario cause you’re “not like the other Mario mains”. Right? Your tinder bio is set to “in med school” bro you went to school to be an athletic trainer. You’re basically taking College Anatomy Class.
Y’all are exactly like Mario. But choose Dr. Mario cause you’re “not like the other Mario mains”. Right? Your tinder bio is set to “in med school” bro you went to school to be an athletic trainer. You’re basically taking College Anatomy Class.
19. Pichu
You bitch made bandwagon tier whore asses. Yall hopped tf off the pichu train after nerfs. If you still fw pichu, respect. But yo stop hating yourself and just use pikachu already. Pichu is trash and you die at 40%, but y’all swear pichu is still top tier. Delusional
You bitch made bandwagon tier whore asses. Yall hopped tf off the pichu train after nerfs. If you still fw pichu, respect. But yo stop hating yourself and just use pikachu already. Pichu is trash and you die at 40%, but y’all swear pichu is still top tier. Delusional
20. Falco
Bro for a bird y’all aerial game is fucking trash
Yall got more problems than a local crackhead. Y’all will always live in fox/wolf mains shadows. Quit lying to yourself. You only play Falco because you’re immature and spam the “hands off my cock”. After each stock
Bro for a bird y’all aerial game is fucking trash
Yall got more problems than a local crackhead. Y’all will always live in fox/wolf mains shadows. Quit lying to yourself. You only play Falco because you’re immature and spam the “hands off my cock”. After each stock
21. Marth/Lucina
Marth isn’t good anymore. Stop trying to be some breakthrough Marth main. If MKLeo can’t do it, neither can you. Lucina mains, I promise you’re allowed to have fun in this game. Stop being a sweat and enjoy yourself. Trying so hard is bad for ya blood pressure.
Marth isn’t good anymore. Stop trying to be some breakthrough Marth main. If MKLeo can’t do it, neither can you. Lucina mains, I promise you’re allowed to have fun in this game. Stop being a sweat and enjoy yourself. Trying so hard is bad for ya blood pressure.
22. Young Link
Fire arrow spammin bitch. Yink is the worst of the 3. You’re the absolute most cancerous of Links. Just cause you’re fast and you have cute 20% combos doesn’t mean you’re good. You can’t kill until like 130. Link and Tink can kill below 100%. Have fun dying at 65%
Fire arrow spammin bitch. Yink is the worst of the 3. You’re the absolute most cancerous of Links. Just cause you’re fast and you have cute 20% combos doesn’t mean you’re good. You can’t kill until like 130. Link and Tink can kill below 100%. Have fun dying at 65%
23. Ganondorf
This picture exactly. Need i say more?
Please, just fuck off.
This picture exactly. Need i say more?
Please, just fuck off.
24. MewTwo
“UgH fIx tAiL” bitch stfu and get better at spacing yourself out. All y’all do is complain and scream for buffs. MewTwo isn’t bad y’all are just fucking trash. There’s more to M2 than charge shot. Y’all are as nonexistent and irrelevant as MewTwos tournament results.
“UgH fIx tAiL” bitch stfu and get better at spacing yourself out. All y’all do is complain and scream for buffs. MewTwo isn’t bad y’all are just fucking trash. There’s more to M2 than charge shot. Y’all are as nonexistent and irrelevant as MewTwos tournament results.
25. Roy/Chrom
You’re a bunch of “ooo fast swordie boi top tier” dumbasses. Charging b at edge isn’t “elite edge guarding”. Your recovery is as bad as your personalities. Y’all are like Lucina mains, please drink water because the amount of sweat you produce will dehydrate you.
You’re a bunch of “ooo fast swordie boi top tier” dumbasses. Charging b at edge isn’t “elite edge guarding”. Your recovery is as bad as your personalities. Y’all are like Lucina mains, please drink water because the amount of sweat you produce will dehydrate you.
26. Mr. GNW
Nobody like y’all. “Is this a good time to UpB?” -Y’all 24/7. Do you even like to have fun? Whats it like waking up knowing you’re a piece of shit in the smash community and everyone hates you? Hitting a 9 isn’t hype. Your character is boring as fuck and so are you.
Nobody like y’all. “Is this a good time to UpB?” -Y’all 24/7. Do you even like to have fun? Whats it like waking up knowing you’re a piece of shit in the smash community and everyone hates you? Hitting a 9 isn’t hype. Your character is boring as fuck and so are you.
27. Meta Knight
Yo this is ULTIMATE, not brawl. Stop posting clips of you doing constant fairs into UpB on kids who don’t know how to DI. MK mains deserve to get dunked on like the trash ball he is. “HiyayayayaYAH” spamming headasses. There ain’t shit “Meta” about yall. Foh
Yo this is ULTIMATE, not brawl. Stop posting clips of you doing constant fairs into UpB on kids who don’t know how to DI. MK mains deserve to get dunked on like the trash ball he is. “HiyayayayaYAH” spamming headasses. There ain’t shit “Meta” about yall. Foh
28. Pit/Dark Pit.
You’re as irrelevant as the kid icarus series. Why do you hate yourself? Oh you use dark pit? We get it, you hate your dad and you think sasuke uchiha is the best character in naruto. You’re likely subscribed to the Paul brothers. You own a Palu Waifu pillow
You’re as irrelevant as the kid icarus series. Why do you hate yourself? Oh you use dark pit? We get it, you hate your dad and you think sasuke uchiha is the best character in naruto. You’re likely subscribed to the Paul brothers. You own a Palu Waifu pillow
29. ZSS
On god y’all some bunnies. Y’all just jump around the whole match and just keep going for burials and stuns. The only good ZSS is marss. The rest of y’all are a bunch of tier whoring clown asses. Pick somebody you like. Stopping being such a try hard and enjoy the game
On god y’all some bunnies. Y’all just jump around the whole match and just keep going for burials and stuns. The only good ZSS is marss. The rest of y’all are a bunch of tier whoring clown asses. Pick somebody you like. Stopping being such a try hard and enjoy the game
30. Wario
Dawg if you main Wario, imma just assume you didn’t wear deodorant to the local. Also I’m not talking to you face to face because your breath prolly smell like 8 cans of shark shit. You most likely have “waluigi4smash” in your bio. There’s a 99.9% chance you ugly asf.
Dawg if you main Wario, imma just assume you didn’t wear deodorant to the local. Also I’m not talking to you face to face because your breath prolly smell like 8 cans of shark shit. You most likely have “waluigi4smash” in your bio. There’s a 99.9% chance you ugly asf.
31. Snake
No fun. No games. Thats you. You using a broke ass character and think you have skill. No, grenade to platform set c4 isn’t big brain. Your edge guarding can be performed by a 6 year old. You probably aren’t fun at parties. When people see you they think “so annoying”
No fun. No games. Thats you. You using a broke ass character and think you have skill. No, grenade to platform set c4 isn’t big brain. Your edge guarding can be performed by a 6 year old. You probably aren’t fun at parties. When people see you they think “so annoying”
32. Ike
NAIR NAIR NAIR NAIR ETHERRR NAIR NAIR NAIR.
Come on son, Ike? You saw the set between MKLeo and Salem and thought, “yep. This character is so fucking OD.” Seeing the same 3 hit string isn’t hype anymore bro. You fight like a whole ass BITCH. You are a whole ass bitch.
NAIR NAIR NAIR NAIR ETHERRR NAIR NAIR NAIR.
Come on son, Ike? You saw the set between MKLeo and Salem and thought, “yep. This character is so fucking OD.” Seeing the same 3 hit string isn’t hype anymore bro. You fight like a whole ass BITCH. You are a whole ass bitch.
33. PT
You fr only train with 1 maybe 2 of the characters. You spend your time blasting Sword and Shield for the Pokédex on Twitter. You definitely cried when Ash won his first championship. Charizard isn’t the best heavy so stfu already. Also, PT isn’t top 5 sorry boo
You fr only train with 1 maybe 2 of the characters. You spend your time blasting Sword and Shield for the Pokédex on Twitter. You definitely cried when Ash won his first championship. Charizard isn’t the best heavy so stfu already. Also, PT isn’t top 5 sorry boo
34. Diddy Kong
Stop trying to do that stupid ass banana infinite. You watch ZeRos How-To videos in hopes on being the second coming of him. You’re not hype, you’re not fun to fight against. You’re annoying as all hell. Who the fuck even uses this character anymore? Irrelevant af
Stop trying to do that stupid ass banana infinite. You watch ZeRos How-To videos in hopes on being the second coming of him. You’re not hype, you’re not fun to fight against. You’re annoying as all hell. Who the fuck even uses this character anymore? Irrelevant af
35. Lucas
Could you get more annoying than Ness? Yes. PKfreeze isn’t big brain. You’re using Lucas so you don’t seem like a Ness player in hopes of not getting shit on. Well guess what, you’re bad. Your edge guarding isn’t “dirty”. You’re not “nasty” you use fuckin Lucas bro
Could you get more annoying than Ness? Yes. PKfreeze isn’t big brain. You’re using Lucas so you don’t seem like a Ness player in hopes of not getting shit on. Well guess what, you’re bad. Your edge guarding isn’t “dirty”. You’re not “nasty” you use fuckin Lucas bro
36. Sonic
Who the fuck even uses sonic? Are you trying to be funny? Like? Your only attack is spin dash. How are you even having fun playing this game? No. Nobody wants you at their local. Actually, yeah come on down. Free win for us. All y’all KEN wannabes
Who the fuck even uses sonic? Are you trying to be funny? Like? Your only attack is spin dash. How are you even having fun playing this game? No. Nobody wants you at their local. Actually, yeah come on down. Free win for us. All y’all KEN wannabes
37. King DDD
Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo.
That’s it. That’s your game plan. Oh also, holding your hammer smash in hopes of hitting it.
Y’all are seriously fucking mental.
Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo. Gordo.
That’s it. That’s your game plan. Oh also, holding your hammer smash in hopes of hitting it.
Y’all are seriously fucking mental.
38. Olimar
You use who? Olimar? You mean, like, Olimar Olimar? Bro stfu and just keep dying at 80% and complain about how your character needs buffs and that he’s “hard to play”. Take your lazy asses to the lab. Expecting to be Dabuz after a week of using him. Pathetic
You use who? Olimar? You mean, like, Olimar Olimar? Bro stfu and just keep dying at 80% and complain about how your character needs buffs and that he’s “hard to play”. Take your lazy asses to the lab. Expecting to be Dabuz after a week of using him. Pathetic
39. Lucario
You’re best friends with sheik mains. You’re edgy as fuck and run down the hall like Naruto. No, Lucario isn’t “slept on” no, Lucario isn’t “OD” and neither are you. Cool you just 0-death somebody at 160% on your last stock and that was the first stock you took.
You’re best friends with sheik mains. You’re edgy as fuck and run down the hall like Naruto. No, Lucario isn’t “slept on” no, Lucario isn’t “OD” and neither are you. Cool you just 0-death somebody at 160% on your last stock and that was the first stock you took.
40. R.O.B.
Oh ffs. Rob mains are cancer. “Dtilt dtilt dtilt into spin attack lol” bro shut the fuck upppp. Nobody thinks you’re hype. Yeah go ahead and throw that beyblade one more time bro. Y’all literally shit your pants when you play somebody who knows how to shield.
Oh ffs. Rob mains are cancer. “Dtilt dtilt dtilt into spin attack lol” bro shut the fuck upppp. Nobody thinks you’re hype. Yeah go ahead and throw that beyblade one more time bro. Y’all literally shit your pants when you play somebody who knows how to shield.
41. Toon Link
You probably think Wind Waked is the best Zelda and for that you’re fucking wrong. Sure you’re better than Young Link. But you refuse to use the best Link because you wanna be “different”. Youre probably an asshole and have a racist burner acc with this pfp
You probably think Wind Waked is the best Zelda and for that you’re fucking wrong. Sure you’re better than Young Link. But you refuse to use the best Link because you wanna be “different”. Youre probably an asshole and have a racist burner acc with this pfp
42. Wolf
Jesus you fucking edgelord cheer up. You listen to Billie Eillish and tell your discord homies you’re suicidal for attention. You swear on your life Wolf is top 5, and are living in 1.0.0 Smash Ultimate. Y’all fr smell like wet dog, put some deodorant on you smelly fuck
Jesus you fucking edgelord cheer up. You listen to Billie Eillish and tell your discord homies you’re suicidal for attention. You swear on your life Wolf is top 5, and are living in 1.0.0 Smash Ultimate. Y’all fr smell like wet dog, put some deodorant on you smelly fuck
43. Villager
Get. Off. The. Rocket.
Jesus y’all are almost as braindead as Ness and Yoshi players. Dropping bowling ball off stage isn’t “OD edgegaurding” Yalls gameplan, “Alright. This time it’ll work for sure! Sling shot, sling shot, sling shot. Rocket, plant the tree....”
Get. Off. The. Rocket.
Jesus y’all are almost as braindead as Ness and Yoshi players. Dropping bowling ball off stage isn’t “OD edgegaurding” Yalls gameplan, “Alright. This time it’ll work for sure! Sling shot, sling shot, sling shot. Rocket, plant the tree....”
44. Mega Man
On god y’all are trash. I’ve never met a mega man player that only runs away, spams saw, and fucking spams razor leaf armor. “YOO watch me do a down air spike with no risk YOOO IM SO FUCKIN CLEAN BROO”. Mega Man is one of the worst Zoners. Y’all don’t have sauce.
On god y’all are trash. I’ve never met a mega man player that only runs away, spams saw, and fucking spams razor leaf armor. “YOO watch me do a down air spike with no risk YOOO IM SO FUCKIN CLEAN BROO”. Mega Man is one of the worst Zoners. Y’all don’t have sauce.
45. Wii Fit Trainer
“Fitness isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.” “I go to Starbucks for ice water”. You have “Fitness” at the end of your instagram handle. You judge people for how they live their lives. “Omg I could NEVER have fun and eat that. Oh god, 250 calories? No thanks”.
“Fitness isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.” “I go to Starbucks for ice water”. You have “Fitness” at the end of your instagram handle. You judge people for how they live their lives. “Omg I could NEVER have fun and eat that. Oh god, 250 calories? No thanks”.
46. Rosalina and alums
Look, you had your fun in smash 4. It’s over. Get over it, you’re living in the past. Nobody thinks your “is this bullying” clips of Luma infinite is funny. It’s dumb. When’s the last time your character won at least a B level tournament after smash 4? Hmm
Look, you had your fun in smash 4. It’s over. Get over it, you’re living in the past. Nobody thinks your “is this bullying” clips of Luma infinite is funny. It’s dumb. When’s the last time your character won at least a B level tournament after smash 4? Hmm
47. Little Mac
You ain’t no air fighter. You also ain’t shit. WiFi is your best friend. Fuck it bro, just keep dtilting, dash attack, and fsmash until you win. Stop asking for buffs. There’s 70+ characters and you use Little Mac. Grow the fuck up. You disgust me.
You ain’t no air fighter. You also ain’t shit. WiFi is your best friend. Fuck it bro, just keep dtilting, dash attack, and fsmash until you win. Stop asking for buffs. There’s 70+ characters and you use Little Mac. Grow the fuck up. You disgust me.
48. Greninja
The third of the 3 amigos who wanna be ninjas and run like naruto. You also pick Greninja cause he’s the closest to naruto character you’ll get. You’re the type of person who probably wears a scarf around their face at tournaments and pose with jutsu signs for pics.
The third of the 3 amigos who wanna be ninjas and run like naruto. You also pick Greninja cause he’s the closest to naruto character you’ll get. You’re the type of person who probably wears a scarf around their face at tournaments and pose with jutsu signs for pics.
49. Palutena
Cancer. Tier whore. Fucking weeb. Be honest. You never played any kid icarus games. You just use Palu because she’s busted & one of the best in the game. All you care about is winning. You’re toxic asf, nobody likes you and you take smash too seriously. Tbh, GFYS.
Cancer. Tier whore. Fucking weeb. Be honest. You never played any kid icarus games. You just use Palu because she’s busted & one of the best in the game. All you care about is winning. You’re toxic asf, nobody likes you and you take smash too seriously. Tbh, GFYS.
50. Pac Man
You use pac man because you want everybody to think you’re “galaxy brained” and want to be praised for every stock you get. Look nobody wants to fight your annoying ass yellow ball. You walk in the venue and everybody sighs in disgust and disappointment. Go home.
You use pac man because you want everybody to think you’re “galaxy brained” and want to be praised for every stock you get. Look nobody wants to fight your annoying ass yellow ball. You walk in the venue and everybody sighs in disgust and disappointment. Go home.
51. Robin
Use somebody else. Why torture yourself. Are you addicted to pain? Or are you just an edgy e-girl/boy who reads fanfics and think “oh Robin has books, they’re nerdy like me uWu”. You actually write fanfics and think FE3H deserves to be named GOTY. You also have 6 cats
Use somebody else. Why torture yourself. Are you addicted to pain? Or are you just an edgy e-girl/boy who reads fanfics and think “oh Robin has books, they’re nerdy like me uWu”. You actually write fanfics and think FE3H deserves to be named GOTY. You also have 6 cats
52. Shulk
We know. He’s busted. But nobody talks about it, so it’s okay, right? Great spend 1 day in the lab with this character and cheese wins all day. Comboed? Monado art. Enemy at 60%? Monado art. You’ve probably never played xenoblade. You start every match with speed. Foh
We know. He’s busted. But nobody talks about it, so it’s okay, right? Great spend 1 day in the lab with this character and cheese wins all day. Comboed? Monado art. Enemy at 60%? Monado art. You’ve probably never played xenoblade. You start every match with speed. Foh
53. Bowser Jr
“Bro I’m so slept on” “bro, honestly, jr is top 10.” If you use bowser, you probably smell like spoiled milk and still live with your mom in your mid 20s. You just spam cart and get an easy 62% with up air. Stfu about him being slept on. He’ll remain high mid tier.
“Bro I’m so slept on” “bro, honestly, jr is top 10.” If you use bowser, you probably smell like spoiled milk and still live with your mom in your mid 20s. You just spam cart and get an easy 62% with up air. Stfu about him being slept on. He’ll remain high mid tier.
54. Duck Hunt
Do people even play this character anymore? If you do, you just sit at edge and spam projectiles thinking “I’m the best zoner out there.” You saw Raito get praise for DH and decided to hop on the train, then you realized not only are you trash but so is DH. Lame af
Do people even play this character anymore? If you do, you just sit at edge and spam projectiles thinking “I’m the best zoner out there.” You saw Raito get praise for DH and decided to hop on the train, then you realized not only are you trash but so is DH. Lame af
55. Shotos (Ryu/Ken)
y’all annoying as fuck. “Bro look at this combo” nobody gives a fuck. Jab jab kick kick shoryukan. Fuck off we’ve seen the same combo a million times. “Bro I played street fighter before smash so-“ no, nobody fucking cares. Stfu and go back to SF you cuck
y’all annoying as fuck. “Bro look at this combo” nobody gives a fuck. Jab jab kick kick shoryukan. Fuck off we’ve seen the same combo a million times. “Bro I played street fighter before smash so-“ no, nobody fucking cares. Stfu and go back to SF you cuck
56. Cloud
Look weeb stfu about “Cloud needs buffs.” Y’all upB more than GNW. Nothing about cloud is hype. You swear FF7 was the greatest game of all time. “I miss Sm4sh Cloud”
Ofc you’d miss your cheesy ass broken character. go play on the Wii U. You buy swords at malls.
Look weeb stfu about “Cloud needs buffs.” Y’all upB more than GNW. Nothing about cloud is hype. You swear FF7 was the greatest game of all time. “I miss Sm4sh Cloud”
Ofc you’d miss your cheesy ass broken character. go play on the Wii U. You buy swords at malls.
57. Corrin
Corrin mains don’t even exist, and if you do, you’re irrelevant as fuck. You have a foot fetish. I’d bet money you’ve zoomed in on corrins feet and busted a fat nut. You probably think you have dragon blood in you and google “how much to tattoo my eyes red”.
Corrin mains don’t even exist, and if you do, you’re irrelevant as fuck. You have a foot fetish. I’d bet money you’ve zoomed in on corrins feet and busted a fat nut. You probably think you have dragon blood in you and google “how much to tattoo my eyes red”.
58. Bayonetta
You peaked in the Wii U days. You sweaty as fuck. You post every fucking combo that’s been posted a million times. You’re absolute cringe. All you do is bitch about how she needs buffs. Back to Sm4sh with you. Nobody likes you. You also read Harry Potter fanfic
You peaked in the Wii U days. You sweaty as fuck. You post every fucking combo that’s been posted a million times. You’re absolute cringe. All you do is bitch about how she needs buffs. Back to Sm4sh with you. Nobody likes you. You also read Harry Potter fanfic
59. Inkling
Oh you use inkling? You’re probably a pedophile. You say “woomy” 5 times and hour. You’re probably the sweatiest of all players. If ink roller got nerfed, your KD would drop and you’d probably drop inkling. You definitely watch tentacle hentai. Y’all Str8 weirdos
Oh you use inkling? You’re probably a pedophile. You say “woomy” 5 times and hour. You’re probably the sweatiest of all players. If ink roller got nerfed, your KD would drop and you’d probably drop inkling. You definitely watch tentacle hentai. Y’all Str8 weirdos
60. Ridley
Y’all live with their parents at 30. You have a dragon fetish. Fireball edge guarder. You laugh maniacally randomly to show everyone how “evil” you are. You probably practice swinging lightsabers in your spare time. Youre not a Sith Lord, you eat pizza rolls for BL&D
Y’all live with their parents at 30. You have a dragon fetish. Fireball edge guarder. You laugh maniacally randomly to show everyone how “evil” you are. You probably practice swinging lightsabers in your spare time. Youre not a Sith Lord, you eat pizza rolls for BL&D
61. Simon/Richter
“Take this! Begone. Take this! Begone! Begone! Take this!”
Y’all the absolute kings of spam. You lack completely any kind of skill. You have bird brains. You have 0 friends. You think castlevania is a “slept on anime series”. You dethroned Link as spam king.
“Take this! Begone. Take this! Begone! Begone! Take this!”
Y’all the absolute kings of spam. You lack completely any kind of skill. You have bird brains. You have 0 friends. You think castlevania is a “slept on anime series”. You dethroned Link as spam king.
62. King K Rool
Why? Y’all it’s been a YEAR and you think you can still just crown>canonball>inhale your way to a win. Y’all are TRASH. You’ll always be trash. You peaked in the first 3 weeks of Ultimate and when Tweek used him for a month. Y’all ain’t Shit. You’ll never be shit
Why? Y’all it’s been a YEAR and you think you can still just crown>canonball>inhale your way to a win. Y’all are TRASH. You’ll always be trash. You peaked in the first 3 weeks of Ultimate and when Tweek used him for a month. Y’all ain’t Shit. You’ll never be shit
63. Isabelle
See Villagers post. Because y’all are echoes. Also, fishing rod is your only move, bro I swear Walmart has fishing rods for like $20. Go buy one, fish irl. You’re most likely a furry. Also, How’s it feel that your only good player is a racist piece of shit?
See Villagers post. Because y’all are echoes. Also, fishing rod is your only move, bro I swear Walmart has fishing rods for like $20. Go buy one, fish irl. You’re most likely a furry. Also, How’s it feel that your only good player is a racist piece of shit?
64. Incineroar
LMFAOOOOO y’all are fucking TRASHHH. You watch WWE and think it’s fucking real. You do nothing but spam command grab and absorb. Y’all some fucking chumps. You probably think cats are better than dogs, and most likely have the maturity of a 13 year old.
LMFAOOOOO y’all are fucking TRASHHH. You watch WWE and think it’s fucking real. You do nothing but spam command grab and absorb. Y’all some fucking chumps. You probably think cats are better than dogs, and most likely have the maturity of a 13 year old.
65. Pirhanna Plant
“AYO PLANT GANG LMAO PLANT GANG” Seriously do you have fun playing this character? You spam spike balls almost as bad as DDD. You don’t play smash competitively, you use PP because 1. Memes are life to you. 2. You’re probably 13. And 3. PLANT GANG LOL
“AYO PLANT GANG LMAO PLANT GANG” Seriously do you have fun playing this character? You spam spike balls almost as bad as DDD. You don’t play smash competitively, you use PP because 1. Memes are life to you. 2. You’re probably 13. And 3. PLANT GANG LOL
66. Joker
5% of y’all are Persona fans. 95% of y’all are straight tier whores who see MKLeo and think “ohhh i wanna use the best character in the game so I can win”. You literally don’t care for fun or a good time. You don’t care about characters you like. You just want to win.
5% of y’all are Persona fans. 95% of y’all are straight tier whores who see MKLeo and think “ohhh i wanna use the best character in the game so I can win”. You literally don’t care for fun or a good time. You don’t care about characters you like. You just want to win.
67. Hero
We get it. You want Goku in smash and you love DB. You like cheese kills and the least amount of work possible to get a kill. You win by RNG and think “just learn the MU and read bro”. You’re not fun, nobody will play friendlies with you. You don’t know how to work hard
We get it. You want Goku in smash and you love DB. You like cheese kills and the least amount of work possible to get a kill. You win by RNG and think “just learn the MU and read bro”. You’re not fun, nobody will play friendlies with you. You don’t know how to work hard
68. Banjo and Kazooie
Y’all just wouldn’t shut the fuck up about getting banjo in smash. You got him. And all you do is spam wonderwing and once your opponent hits 90% all you care about is getting that grab>dthrow>upsmash kill. You played banjo games once for like 2 hours.
Y’all just wouldn’t shut the fuck up about getting banjo in smash. You got him. And all you do is spam wonderwing and once your opponent hits 90% all you care about is getting that grab>dthrow>upsmash kill. You played banjo games once for like 2 hours.
69. Terry
“my edgegaurding is OD!” *proceeds to spam power geyser” posts lab clips on twitter 24/7. “Bro he works like a real fighter, you wouldn’t get it though if you never played Fatal Fury”. You probably shit on the character choice at announcement but follow Twitter hype
“my edgegaurding is OD!” *proceeds to spam power geyser” posts lab clips on twitter 24/7. “Bro he works like a real fighter, you wouldn’t get it though if you never played Fatal Fury”. You probably shit on the character choice at announcement but follow Twitter hype
There it is. My best attempt at roasting your main. This is all for fun. Don’t take these seriously. I’m just putting what the general population says. THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
