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r/showerthoughts is objectively speaking the best place on @reddit, arguably within the top 5% of the internet (don't @ me). Here are a few particularly strong nuggets i recently saw there:
If VR was 100% immersive then people would live in it eventually forget that they're in a simulation, leading them to inventing VR in the simulation where the same thing would happen again and again
As you grow up, you start to realize that Jerry’s the asshole and Tom's just trying to be left alone
If you die on your birthday in your 80s, that is an interesting coincidence. If it happens in your 30s, you were probably being an idiot
Some day, researchers will be able to identify the "plastics era" by finding its layer in the fossil record
It is impossible to be the least interesting person in the world because holding that title would make you interesting
If you fold a slice of pizza in half it becomes a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich
50 years from now people will be removing filters from photos to see what they really look like, just like we colorise them today
The fastest way to cure a disease is by infecting the world's billionaires
Cold weather is objectively better, because you can always add more layers, but only take so many off
The plot of Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice can be simplified to “Paranoid Billionaire Afraid of Immigrant”
Sleeping is really weird: Every day, we go into a coma for several hours. During this time, we are paralysed and vividly hallucinate. Then, we generally suffer amnesia about the whole thing
Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do know history are doomed to repeat it with justifications to themselves of why it's different this time around
R is P taking a step
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