keknya asiq

1. dulu hobi lomba debat inggris tapi terus burnout parah banget sampe pernah prospek mau maju ke round berikutnya aja send me to a breakdown di kamar mandi SanDhar jogja HAHA

2. Anak pondok pesantren lereng gunung mojokerto dalem hutan makanya survival skill-nya tinggi

3. Baru punya hape bagus waktu kuliah soalnya dulu SMP makenya hape esia SMA gaboleh bawa hape ke pondok sama sekali

4. I first came out as Bisexual by accident lmao

5. Sudah tidak pernah tinggal serumah sama ibuk-ayah sejak SMP kelas 1

6. Dulu waktu aku ketemu orang tuaku pulang haji aku sempet lupa mereka siapa HAHA

7. Sampe sekarang aku nggak ngerti cara makan ayam

8. The longest I went without eating any solids was 5 days Karena di pondok dulu makanan terbatas Dan gak kebagian jatah

9. Gampang nangis kalo kena film sedih, cuma Jago nutupinnya aja HEHE

10. Waktu SD pernah hampir diculik gara-gara ayah sembarangan nitipin aku ke orang pas ban motornya bocor

11. I have never been in an official relationship?? Like there were could-have-beens and HTS but none ever declared I'm their significant other in public *sighs*

12. I just found out that I was lactose intolerant earlier this year. I thought stomachaches is just a price we had to pay for enjoying milk

13. I once attracted a murderer. He papped me the corpse of his victim. He wasn't arrested and prosecuted because, and this is verbatim, "penjara j*atinangor penuh"

14. Guru SD-ku pernah bilang tulisanku "jelek, nggak pantes buat dipajang dimana-mana" terus aku inget pulang nangis sampe bengkak banget mata gabisa melek

15. Pernah disuruh pulang jalan dari SMP - rumah (10 kiloan) karena dapet ranking 23 dari 28 anak sekelas

16. Orang bilang aku galak onlen padahal aslinya kalau sudah deket aku tu anaknya crackhead bgt antara niat ngelucu sama emang goblok beda tipis

17. Dulu waktu kecil budeku takut bgt sama aku karena beliau pernah ngejailin aku terus dihantui berminggu-minggu. Katanya mbah kakungku sih temen bayanganku ikut marah pas aku digarai

18. Aku TK pernah harus terapi psikologis gara-gara kecanduan Scott's emulsion

19. Anak kecil gampang banget nempel sama aku

20. Pernah nipu temen seangkatanku di TK B waktu ada kegiatan wiraswasta kalo aku jualan jam yang bisa bikin mereka berubah jadi power ranger. Memang hebat jiwa-jiwa ngibulnya dari kecil

21. Aku nggak bisa main game

22. SMA kelas 2 aku gapunya ruang kelas, belajarnya di pinggir sungai/gazebo sebelah sawah/tengah hutan/atas bekas benteng belanda

23. Pas SMA ngebet banget masuk UI, sampe lemari bajuku di asrama, koper, cover buku tulis aku gambarin logo UI

24. Mataku -5

25. I still use the email I made when I was in 5th grade

26. Not me, but my grandpa was a Kyai and he used to have ghosts and djinns as his students

27. I used to be able to speak Spanish fluently because I watched Amigos and Betty Lafea as a kid

28. I used to have this condition called hemangioma as a baby and like, it never healed bc the doctor lasered it so you can see veins popping over my skin on the inner parts of my arms and backs

29. sfhdj masih ada yang ngelike so here we go,,,, my aunt died when I was 8 and the first movie I watched after her death was Iron Man so I used to want to be an engineer like Tony so I can make a JARVIS out of my memories of her

30. My sister has her regular orders used as a legit dish named after her in the menu at 2 different restaurants

31. I can't sleep when I'm with my mom bc she has sleep apnea and my anxiety would skyrocket so I'll have to make sure she's still breathing throughout the night

32. I'm good at eavesdropping

33. Gak bisa baca not balok tapi kalo didengerin lagunya bisa ngerti pake not/chord yang mana