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A thread of stupid shit I saw on Twitter over the summer/last season for those of you who still have issues with being reactionary/uneducated.
1) We should take the money and run for Fikayo Tomori (We were allegedly offered £10m).
1) We should take the money and run for Fikayo Tomori (We were allegedly offered £10m).
2) The board is useless for not selling Kurt Zouma to Everton.
3) David Luiz was our best CB and we're screwed without him.
4) Reece James isn't ready to play for us yet and should leave on loan.
5) Reece James sucks because he's never played at PL level (He's 19).
3) David Luiz was our best CB and we're screwed without him.
4) Reece James isn't ready to play for us yet and should leave on loan.
5) Reece James sucks because he's never played at PL level (He's 19).
6) Jorginho can't play DM because he's not physically strong enough.
7) Jorginho doesn't offer anything because he didn't get any assists last season.
8) Kanté will finally play in his "natural position" with Frank as our manager.
7) Jorginho doesn't offer anything because he didn't get any assists last season.
8) Kanté will finally play in his "natural position" with Frank as our manager.
9) We should sell Kanté as he's not technically good enough.
10) Kovačić shouldn't be signed as he doesn't offer anything and £40m is stupid money for him and a daylight robbery for Real Madrid.
11) Loftus-Cheek sucks because he didn't break through until he was 23.
10) Kovačić shouldn't be signed as he doesn't offer anything and £40m is stupid money for him and a daylight robbery for Real Madrid.
11) Loftus-Cheek sucks because he didn't break through until he was 23.
12) Mason Mount will never be good enough for the PL because he has never played on PL level (whatever that means).
13) Ohh the famous TR quote: Mason Mount will not reach 5 goals scored this season.
14) Christian Pulisic is the american Willian.
13) Ohh the famous TR quote: Mason Mount will not reach 5 goals scored this season.
14) Christian Pulisic is the american Willian.
15) Christian Pulisic was signed as a PR stunt to win over the american soccer fans.
16) Callum Hudson-Odoi is a Judas because he handed in the transfer-request (even though he wasn't playing at the time).
17) Hudson-Odoi's wages means that he should replace Hazard instantly.
16) Callum Hudson-Odoi is a Judas because he handed in the transfer-request (even though he wasn't playing at the time).
17) Hudson-Odoi's wages means that he should replace Hazard instantly.
18) Ross Barkley will be a new beast under Frank Lampard (ooops, I'm guilty of that one).
19) Tammy or should I say Jammy Abraham is not good enough for the Premier League because of his allegedly horrible Swansea spell.
20) Tammy Abraham is a tap-in merchant.
19) Tammy or should I say Jammy Abraham is not good enough for the Premier League because of his allegedly horrible Swansea spell.
20) Tammy Abraham is a tap-in merchant.
21) Tammy Abraham can't be a target-man/link up play.
22) Olivier Giroud is our best striker.
23) Frank Lampard was only hired to win over the fans.
24) Frank Lampard is the worst manager in the league because he's only managed for 1 season prior to this one.
22) Olivier Giroud is our best striker.
23) Frank Lampard was only hired to win over the fans.
24) Frank Lampard is the worst manager in the league because he's only managed for 1 season prior to this one.
25) Frank Lampard doesn't have his own style.
26) Frank Lampard will be sacked by October.
27) Our youngsters was only given a shot because of the transfer-ban.
28) Chelsea will struggle for top 10.
29) Chelsea can't score without Eden Hazard.
26) Frank Lampard will be sacked by October.
27) Our youngsters was only given a shot because of the transfer-ban.
28) Chelsea will struggle for top 10.
29) Chelsea can't score without Eden Hazard.
And to finish off with a nice round 30, my favorite:
Frank Lampard has proven he can be a top class manager one day but that he's not ready yet. Chelsea should hire Jose Mourinho and have Frank as his assistant for a few years (this was 3 weeks ago btw).
Frank Lampard has proven he can be a top class manager one day but that he's not ready yet. Chelsea should hire Jose Mourinho and have Frank as his assistant for a few years (this was 3 weeks ago btw).
