dark energy in this one
oh yeah
lmao cmon
hahaha holy shit sharper image is awesome
don't mind me, just tryina find all the Stranger's Cum™ in this hotel room
sharper image why u bein bashful
words mean nothing! they're all made up!
NFL Hover Helmet
good news you can now purchase the thing from deadman wonderland that explodes your neck if you dont get your skittles fix
NCAA Hover Helmet
FUCK thats tempting
pog
if i die this kid did it
this looks like a scene from CWs "The Flash"
hholy shit
come ON
is it
he's following me
nope.
if by instant u mean bad then yeah, agreed
lemme tell you all about my new gunnar optiks
u can tell its pros only by the way its toddler sized
well hold on now sharper image i thought we had established a naming convention here, what gives
getting increasingly more specific about my glasses
The Ultimate Multi Tool is packed with 26 different features to help you with all kinds of jobs. Machined from aircraft grade aluminum, it helps with everyday tasks (such as opening boxes and tightening screws) to emergency uses, like breaking car windows.
y'all
im exhausted, jesus, how many pairs of glasses must i be forced to purchase? and for how many occasions??
oh? word?
Our Clarity Enhancing Sunglasses feature advanced TriLenium™ Gold Lenses, developed from original NASA optic technology, to provide maximum protection and superior polarization.
You’ll see everything more vividly and with better contrast, because they block out 100% of ultraviolet rays, along with harmful blue and violet light rays, while allowing in vision-enhancing green, yellow, orange and red light rays.
he's armed
glasses are out, we wear lens systems now
bold of you to taunt the lord in this way
new header
these things are fucked also im on skymall now
Going to Grandma's House Suitcase
oh thank god
whoa never seen it in bottle form, only ever as fog
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