Alien is a Christmas movie., a brief thread.

It starts with Mother demanding everyone visit, regardless of other plans. /1
There's a huge blizzard & everyone has to bundle up. /2
There are presents. /3
There's a big dinner and an under-cooked bird. /4
The kids sneak around, trying to find their gifts. /5
But they are disappointed with what they get. /6
The racist uncle has to give a big speech about how he'd make society better. /7
Everyone can't wait to get out there. /8
The whole ordeal wears the family out. /9
They'll do it all over again next year. /fin
@havochaos thanks for this idea, pal :)
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