im going to write A Millennial’s Prayerbook and it will start with Invocation to Divine Providence Such That He Shall Send His Angels Ahead of You to Reserve You a Seat at Your Favorite Café Despite It Being the Midmorning Rush

O Son of Man who did not have anywhere to rest his head have mercy on me who needs somewhere to rest her laptop Amen

The Almighty has done great things for me, and holy is His Name

absolutely, in A Millennial's Prayerbook there will be an extensive section offering prayers of reparation involving this type of capitalism-abetted sinfulness https://twitter.com/HeardFC/status/1198627180093292545

how you take your coffee says absolutely nothing about you; how you treat people in cafés says everything about you https://twitter.com/TheHappyPriest/status/1198646921973436417