Reasons why Namjoon is an ideal human : the longest thread

- tall
- 181 cm of pure perfection
- handsome
- has the prettiest eyes that go really cute and round when he's excited
- he gets excited over the smallest things
- gotta love a man who appreciates the little things
- cotton candy enthusiast
- loves plushies

- his eyes also appear very dragon like when he's focused and that's gorgeous
- the way his eyes' inner corners are so sharp
- his gaze, intense
- have you seen that one video of his power walking? Ended every other man
- the face structure, periodt
- the cute boopable nose

- I love how round and shiny his nose is
- the strong eyebrows
- remember when he shaved rm in the sides of his hair as a teenager? Adorable
- the silly little perm, that's a classic
- his hair when he brushes it back
- his hair when it falls on his forehead
- when he had curls

- when he gets shy and hides his face
- a big baby
- amazing person yet can't take compliments
- shy in the most precious way
- deserves to be showered in love but didn't know it
- working towards showering himself with love

- gotta appreciate a man who knows the importance of self love
- even more lovely is that he shares his journey
- so that he could help others with their journey of self love
- that's a big part of him and I love it
- the empathy is off the charts

- he firmly believes in sharing his story so that others can help themselves instead of helping others
- don't be fooled that doesn't mean he won't help you
- he realizes he can't physically connect to every single person but damn well he'll try to connect emotionally

- he's a good listener
- others have mentioned how conversations with him really feel like someone's listening to you carefully for once and it's ;-;
- he'll take your story and help it reach those who need it
- sharing is caring

- god how can such a person even exist
- deeply emotional
- very in touch with himself
- it took him a long time to reach here and he's still growing and damn well we're proud of him
- struggled with his identity but found himself
- is still finding himself

- aware that people are always changing and growing to be better people
- tried his best
- gives his sincere efforts truly
- followed his dream
- passionate
- but humble
- success and fame has only changed him for the better and gave him the self confidence he so deserves

- his music? chef kiss
- love how you can see him change as a human through his music
- his first mixtape and mono and the best solo projects out there and I don't take criticism on this
- Namjoon just wants the best for you gdi
- also the lyricism????

- SERIOUSLY THE LYRICS
- MASTER OF WORDPLAY
- honestly have you even H E A R D DDAENG
- god his voice too
- so deep
- so smooth
- so nice to listen to
- speaking of his voice can we talk about his english
- HE LEARNT A WHOLE LANGUAGE FROM A TV SHOW
- when I say IQ 148

- the most caring man ever
- tbh the ONLY man ever
- his love for his members
- never forget all the times he was asked bts or solo and he said bts every single time without hesitation
- he's always looking out for them
- he's a rock for a lot of people

- when he said he prefers being a tank in gaming without realizing that's what he does irl too, I felt that
- he's ALWAYS protecting the members from shitty journalists
- and armies too
- leader of the year every year
- also he just loves armys so much????

- remember that cute Ryan bear army bomb edit
- and that drunk tweet when he was crying about army in front of his computer
- man has a gigantic heart
- HONESTLY SO MUCH LOVE IN ONE PERSON
- he's so big because he needs a place to store all the affection

- speaking of big he's just such a big cuddly bear
- even tho he's shy when it comes to physical affection
- that one time he tried to give a hug and he just... Body slammed
- what an absolute cutie
- joon bear
- his mom agrees and calls him stupid bear affectionately

- sometimes he forgets how big he is, like that time when he was confused why the jacket was baggy on hobi but not on him
- and he's a clumsy boy
- but we love him for it
- and he loves animals so much
- especially the tiny ones
- he ADORES crabs
- he's always so fascinated

- also his words!!
- you can't mention Namjoon and NOT talk about his way with words
- not just his lyrics but just?? The way he talks??
- prime example being the UN speech
- HE GAVE A SPEECH AT THE UN CAN YOU BELIEVE
- also the way he more than doubled the time limit

- and everyone listened
- because that's just the way he speaks
- he always sounds so SOPHISTICATED
- you can hear the class in his sentence structures and word choices istg
- but also amazing how he can switch to more slang and crass words too
- that's his rapper background

- that one incidental when he talked to his mom about being a rapper
- he knew what he wanted and he took it
- "However, I was positive I’d be number 1 in the country when it came to rap. So I asked my mom whether she liked a son that was 1st or a son that was 5000th place."

- AND THAT ONE ENDING MENT
- "Please use me. Please use bts to love yourself."
- TEXT WON'T DO IT JUSTICE P L E A S E watch the video if you haven't already
- THE SINCERITY
- he's just
- fuck man Namjoon's words

- AND his dimples
- precious
- pretty dimples on pretty cheeks
- god really have gave this man everything
- looks AND personality? Gdi
- what you really gotta appreciate that how, like the rest of bts, he genuinely gives his best

- he's supposed to be "bad" at dancing and his clumsiness makes it harder for him than for some others but you'll never catch him delivering anything except his very best
- and that stage presence, unreal
- the power he exudes is on another level
- AND NAMJOON IN A SUIT

- ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WEARS GLASSES
- also Namjoon in shorts holy shit
- the thighs deserve a Hall of Fame
- and those biceps jesus
- and do I even need to say anything about that broad chest? Whoa
- that one small habit where he hids his pretty face when he's shy
- adorable

Tell me whatever I'm forgetting in the replies and I'll add it!

To continue,

- his voice in the rare times he sings
- it's so soft and pretty
- have you heard fools
- and his back up vocals in mikrokosmos please
- and how he's such a cutie, buying baby shoes
- and when he said "I want to be a dad"
- WORLD'S BEST DAD

- how the very first thing he shouts during award shows is "ARMY"
- every single time
- I'll die for him but he won't let me
- and the fact that he's so respectful even when he might necessarily not agree with the opinion of the other
- god built Namjoon out of beauty and respect

- HIS BONSAI
- HE T A L K S TO THEM
- I'm in love
- please he adores nature as much as we adore him and I didn't think it was possible
- when he eats food like nyam
- I can't find a better description than nyam
- you get me right
- and his fingers hold it all small and baby??

- when Namjoon has sweater paws
- WHEN HE EATS WHILE HAVING SWEATER PAWS
- and how he's endlessly comforting
- I wrote this when I was talking about Yoongi because it was personal, but I hope Namjoon knows how many lives he has saved too
( all of bts have )
- he's just

- he's THAT person to a lot of people you know
- he's also such a phenomenal role model
- and how he hypes up and cherishes everything the other members do
- all experiences are precious
- when yoongi said he and Joon sat together to cry
- all albums are their children

Turkish translations by @KimB971!! (●'▽'●)

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