Galar: You're 12. You're old enough to take on the Gym Challenge but you have to be endorsed by someone.

Kanto: You're 12. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. OUT. LEAVE. IT'S TIME TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE

Galar: Wow! You're a celebrity now and people recognize you on the street!

Kanto: WIN THE POKEMON LEAGUE. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. DEFEND YOUR TITLE YOU IDIOT.

Kanto: Apparently a mob boss was running his entire organization out of the Pokemon Gym in the town up the road.

Alola: Help structure the future of our official Pokemon League! We do things a bit differently around here!

Kanto and Johto: WE SHARE ONE SPOT FOR OUR LEAGUE BATTLES. THEY TAKE PLACE IN GIANT EMPTY ROOMS WITH ONLY YOU AND THE CHAMPION.

WE HAVE ONE COMPUTER.

Unova: We have a giant port city where tons of people live! You can find many cultures here!

Kanto: WE HAVE A MULTISTORY GRAVEYARD FULL OF GHOSTS WHO HATE YOU

I've been playing Pokemon for 20+ years, I could do this for a while

Visit the scenic Kanto region!

We have:

- A mall
- A volcano
- Crime!
- Gambling!
- 𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒

Don't forget our Safari Zone!

A place full of wild Pokemon where you aren't allowed to use your own partners to defend yourself!

ONLY MEAT AND ROCKS

FEED THEM OR HURT THEM

THAT'LL BE $3000

Other regions: Our Pokemon research is done in well-equipped LABS with LAB ASSISTANTS

Kanto: WE HAVE BILL. HE LIVES IN THE MOUNTAINS AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE.

Other regions: Our gym leaders are specialized trainers who will test your mettle

Kanto: LT. SURGE HAS A BUNCH OF TRASHCANS

AND HE WAS IN THE WAR

"What war?"

.... SHUT UP

i'm funny