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Galar: You're 12. You're old enough to take on the Gym Challenge but you have to be endorsed by someone.
Kanto: You're 12. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. OUT. LEAVE. IT'S TIME TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE
Kanto: You're 12. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. OUT. LEAVE. IT'S TIME TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE
Galar: Wow! You're a celebrity now and people recognize you on the street!
Kanto: WIN THE POKEMON LEAGUE. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. DEFEND YOUR TITLE YOU IDIOT.
Kanto: WIN THE POKEMON LEAGUE. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. DEFEND YOUR TITLE YOU IDIOT.
Kanto: Apparently a mob boss was running his entire organization out of the Pokemon Gym in the town up the road.
Alola: Help structure the future of our official Pokemon League! We do things a bit differently around here!
Kanto and Johto: WE SHARE ONE SPOT FOR OUR LEAGUE BATTLES. THEY TAKE PLACE IN GIANT EMPTY ROOMS WITH ONLY YOU AND THE CHAMPION.
WE HAVE ONE COMPUTER.
Kanto and Johto: WE SHARE ONE SPOT FOR OUR LEAGUE BATTLES. THEY TAKE PLACE IN GIANT EMPTY ROOMS WITH ONLY YOU AND THE CHAMPION.
WE HAVE ONE COMPUTER.
Unova: We have a giant port city where tons of people live! You can find many cultures here!
Kanto: WE HAVE A MULTISTORY GRAVEYARD FULL OF GHOSTS WHO HATE YOU
Kanto: WE HAVE A MULTISTORY GRAVEYARD FULL OF GHOSTS WHO HATE YOU
I've been playing Pokemon for 20+ years, I could do this for a while
Visit the scenic Kanto region!
We have:
- A mall
- A volcano
- Crime!
- Gambling!
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We have:
- A mall
- A volcano
- Crime!
- Gambling!
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Don't forget our Safari Zone!
A place full of wild Pokemon where you aren't allowed to use your own partners to defend yourself!
ONLY MEAT AND ROCKS
FEED THEM OR HURT THEM
THAT'LL BE $3000
A place full of wild Pokemon where you aren't allowed to use your own partners to defend yourself!
ONLY MEAT AND ROCKS
FEED THEM OR HURT THEM
THAT'LL BE $3000
Other regions: Our Pokemon research is done in well-equipped LABS with LAB ASSISTANTS
Kanto: WE HAVE BILL. HE LIVES IN THE MOUNTAINS AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE.
Kanto: WE HAVE BILL. HE LIVES IN THE MOUNTAINS AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE.
Other regions: Our gym leaders are specialized trainers who will test your mettle
Kanto: LT. SURGE HAS A BUNCH OF TRASHCANS
AND HE WAS IN THE WAR
"What war?"
.... SHUT UP
Kanto: LT. SURGE HAS A BUNCH OF TRASHCANS
AND HE WAS IN THE WAR
"What war?"
.... SHUT UP
i'm funny
