How to "online findomme" 101.
-Use snapchat filters [Dog filter is the best!]
-Take pics on all fours. [Nothing screams dominance like crawling around like an animal.]
-Wear a leather collar.[O-Ring is best, collars are so hot. ;)]
-Middle finger and L sign are your money makers!
- Call your self a bratty goddess, always make dumb brat faces. [subs love paying brats.]
-call every sub that you approach a piggy and a loser. [100% guaranteed success rate.]
-Tell the sub you need their money and will starve without them. [subs love being white knights!]
- Tell every sub that they have a tiny dick. [This is even more effective when it's not tiny! hehe humiliation. lololol.]
-Demand that every sub must pay you. [DUH! you are a domme so obviously you ARE THE BEST and the owe you for even messaging them! ]
-Wear wet look clothes/PVC and call it LATEX. [Anything shiny can pass as latex, even though latex costs 100's more. ;)]
-Assume all fetish wear is Domme wear. DUH!
-subs only like bitches, so make sure you are the bitchiest of all the bitches! [Talking in a vocal fry helps!]
-Tell the sub that his wife sux and you are sovmuch hotter/better. [Even if you're not, fuck other women right? This is about you getting rich! hehe]
- Fuck you pay me! hehehe
-Post pics on your knees so the sub can envision himself standing above you showering you with coinz.
Take photos in your messy room! [The messier the better! Nothing screams "luxury domme" more than a messy room in doublewide. subs <3 slobs.]
-Call yourself luxury even though the only things you own are knockoffs. [Shhh subs are so dumb lolz they can't tell the difference.]
-Tell subs you don't need their money CONSTANTLY but then a few days later BEG for subs to send because you had a "tragedy" of some sort. [Need gas, rent, food, stranded at the airport ect. Works every time! subs love inconsistency! Too dumb to tell the difference. heheheh]
-your twitter bio should totes say "New to twitter not to Findom." [100% convincing.] you should also sell nudez and other things for $5 max. Don't want to sell to high. $5 is good money!
-If a sub sends you $10 you are Financially dominating! Killing it. Bitches will be JEALOUS.
-Post pics of your feet! subs LOVE feet. [subs especially love un-manicured [hairy big] toes, with dirt, nail fungus and of course callously warty souls! subs are disgusting. [Bonus points ladies!]
-Censored nudes! Promise to send uncensored if subs send $5 like worthy losers!
-Lie on your TL A LOT. [Tell everyone you had a 5k day even though you only have 20 followers. Everyone will believe you, fake it until you make it girl!]
-Ask for reimbursements before you buy stuff. [Because obvs you don't have the money to buy it yourself.]
-Copy successful Dommes tweets! [Sure you can RT and give credit where credit is due... But fuck them! lolz you want the credit for thoughts that aren't yours and ones you could never form in the first place. Duh.]
-Copy bios too! [If they are successful you can TOTES piggyback.]
-Remake other Dommes clips too! you deserve the money more!
-Poach! If you see a sub paying a domme on the TL bombard them with messages and tell them that you deserve their money more. [Great openers are... you belong to me now loser!!! or fuck her pay me, your new Goddess!]
-Bait tweets pay out 100% of the time. When you see a sub begging to be drained! OMG jump on it and make that money girl! Those are the money makers.
-Session with every sub who asks! If they say they will pay after believe them! [subs never lie! ;) ]
-Follow every piggy and loser you can find! [Even better, go through successful Dommes twitters and follow all the subs they follow! That's where the money is! ;) [Then bombard those subs with messages, you won't get blocked at all! Sending pics are seductive too. ;) ]
-What's CBT? Oh it's the Domme version of the ABC's! Make sure you learn the Domme alphabet, once you know it you will be so successful! [It starts like CBTBDSMRACKSSC... you'll catch on.]
-Tell subs they will live on Ramen while you eat like a Queen! Malnourished subs are hot.
-Tell subs that they will never see private parts of you, but drop those standards when they pay $5. heheheh. )
-Rules? BDSM code? fuck that! you're the domme now! you make the rules.
-Tweet about how subs have to tribute you daily, and plenty of you can't live without Me spam.
- AND If Sometimes you forget if you are the findomme or finsub, [Because OMG it is SO HARD to remember.] this is how you remember, you are the findomme because you are FINDUMB enough to believe that any of this works. ;)
Few more...

-Use your "alpha" to film fetish clips with you posing as your sub, then film clips with him as your "alpha." Subs are too dumb to notice!! hehe
-RT all the sugar daddy tweets offering money to one person who RT's their tweets! Maybe you will win! Success in numbers.
-Confusing sugaring and findom is no big deal. Pretty much the same thing right? Who doesn't love a "daddy sub."
-Fetish wear instantly transforms you into a domme, like when the power rangers morph. SO COOL instant powers!
-Medical play is when you dress up like a doctor/nurse.
-Complaining constantly about timewasters will make you money! Who doesn't love a negative nancy?
-Ask where the real subs are at! They'll come running.
[Are there any non-broke subs? Any non-timewasters!? Spoil me!]
-Start Drama! Anything to stay relevant! Controversy is so hot!
-New Dommes should also create a really dominant online names that demand power! babysparkles6969, brattybabee234, princessofpigss, cosplaybaybeedom, cherryprincesspop, latexbarbiegirllove, or givemeyourmoneynow9696 are just a few amazing examples! The subs are shaking already!!
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