THREAD:

Sat in a restaurant. Waiter comes over and asks if I want to see the wine list. I say no thank and order a Diet Coke and some food.

I eat the food completely without incident, I also drink the diet cola. I enjoyed them.

I’ve learned that you should only really start these threads if someone interesting is likely to unfold.

Sorry for wasting everyone’s time. Oh wait there’s a stag do coming in.

No, they’ve gone again.

Apologies for the grammatical and spelling errors in this. I’m sure you can appreciate it was a pretty high octane encounter.