Somebody's gotta say it so it might as well be me.

The real estate in Venice (California) slaps.

(It's also incredibly expensive but we'll get to that.)
Somebody's gotta say it so it might as well be me. The real estate in Venice (California) slaps.(It's also incredibly expensive but we'll get to that.)
Somebody's gotta say it so it might as well be me. The real estate in Venice (California) slaps.(It's also incredibly expensive but we'll get to that.)
Somebody's gotta say it so it might as well be me. The real estate in Venice (California) slaps.(It's also incredibly expensive but we'll get to that.)
Somebody's gotta say it so it might as well be me. The real estate in Venice (California) slaps.(It's also incredibly expensive but we'll get to that.)
And no, not every home is a contemporary manse. There's also a healthy selection of quant but expensive though impossibly cool cottages for sale too.
And no, not every home is a contemporary manse. There's also a healthy selection of quant but expensive though impossibly cool cottages for sale too.
And no, not every home is a contemporary manse. There's also a healthy selection of quant but expensive though impossibly cool cottages for sale too.
And no, not every home is a contemporary manse. There's also a healthy selection of quant but expensive though impossibly cool cottages for sale too.
And no, not every home is a contemporary manse. There's also a healthy selection of quant but expensive though impossibly cool cottages for sale too.
Look at this amazing cottage with its dark grey exterior and glossy black cathedral ceiling and weird swing thing and cool floor-to-ceiling custom bookshelf. I feel uncool just looking at it because this house is so much cooler than me.

It's asking $4.65M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/812-Amoroso-Pl-90291/home/6743703
Look at this amazing cottage with its dark grey exterior and glossy black cathedral ceiling and weird swing thing and cool floor-to-ceiling custom bookshelf. I feel uncool just looking at it because this house is so much cooler than me.It's asking $4.65M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/812-Amoroso-Pl-90291/home/6743703
Look at this amazing cottage with its dark grey exterior and glossy black cathedral ceiling and weird swing thing and cool floor-to-ceiling custom bookshelf. I feel uncool just looking at it because this house is so much cooler than me.It's asking $4.65M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/812-Amoroso-Pl-90291/home/6743703
Look at this amazing cottage with its dark grey exterior and glossy black cathedral ceiling and weird swing thing and cool floor-to-ceiling custom bookshelf. I feel uncool just looking at it because this house is so much cooler than me.It's asking $4.65M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/812-Amoroso-Pl-90291/home/6743703
Look at this amazing cottage with its dark grey exterior and glossy black cathedral ceiling and weird swing thing and cool floor-to-ceiling custom bookshelf. I feel uncool just looking at it because this house is so much cooler than me.It's asking $4.65M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/812-Amoroso-Pl-90291/home/6743703
Like how do we even begin to unpack how cool this place is by architect Arata Isozaki? Something that looks like a plane is hanging from the ceiling and there are literally sails as decoration. I can't even.

It's $549M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/16-Paloma-Ave-90291/home/6777002
Like how do we even begin to unpack how cool this place is by architect Arata Isozaki? Something that looks like a plane is hanging from the ceiling and there are literally sails as decoration. I can't even.It's $549M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/16-Paloma-Ave-90291/home/6777002
Like how do we even begin to unpack how cool this place is by architect Arata Isozaki? Something that looks like a plane is hanging from the ceiling and there are literally sails as decoration. I can't even.It's $549M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/16-Paloma-Ave-90291/home/6777002
Like how do we even begin to unpack how cool this place is by architect Arata Isozaki? Something that looks like a plane is hanging from the ceiling and there are literally sails as decoration. I can't even.It's $549M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/16-Paloma-Ave-90291/home/6777002
Like how do we even begin to unpack how cool this place is by architect Arata Isozaki? Something that looks like a plane is hanging from the ceiling and there are literally sails as decoration. I can't even.It's $549M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/16-Paloma-Ave-90291/home/6777002
Like okay here's a bungalow on Main Street right around the corner from Abbot Kinney and it uses plywood as a finish (amazing) and has these weird lights hanging from the ceiling and oh my god is that a tub outside?

It's one bedroom asking $1.395M
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1003-Main-St-90291/home/6741167
Like okay here's a bungalow on Main Street right around the corner from Abbot Kinney and it uses plywood as a finish (amazing) and has these weird lights hanging from the ceiling and oh my god is that a tub outside?It's one bedroom asking $1.395M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1003-Main-St-90291/home/6741167
Like okay here's a bungalow on Main Street right around the corner from Abbot Kinney and it uses plywood as a finish (amazing) and has these weird lights hanging from the ceiling and oh my god is that a tub outside?It's one bedroom asking $1.395M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1003-Main-St-90291/home/6741167
Like okay here's a bungalow on Main Street right around the corner from Abbot Kinney and it uses plywood as a finish (amazing) and has these weird lights hanging from the ceiling and oh my god is that a tub outside?It's one bedroom asking $1.395M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1003-Main-St-90291/home/6741167
Look at this bathroom. LOOK AT IT. WITNESS IT.

This one’s $4.5M
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1220-Cabrillo-Ave-90291/home/6741354
Look at this bathroom. LOOK AT IT. WITNESS IT.This one’s $4.5M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1220-Cabrillo-Ave-90291/home/6741354
Look at this bathroom. LOOK AT IT. WITNESS IT.This one’s $4.5M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1220-Cabrillo-Ave-90291/home/6741354
Look at this bathroom. LOOK AT IT. WITNESS IT.This one’s $4.5M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1220-Cabrillo-Ave-90291/home/6741354
Look at this bathroom. LOOK AT IT. WITNESS IT.This one’s $4.5M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/1220-Cabrillo-Ave-90291/home/6741354
I think this one's the coolest of the group. It's on the Venice Canals; the master bedroom's bed is on an elevated platform; the living room with its double height ceiling is incredible.

It's $5.25M
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/200-S-Venice-Blvd-90291/home/6734314
I think this one's the coolest of the group. It's on the Venice Canals; the master bedroom's bed is on an elevated platform; the living room with its double height ceiling is incredible. It's $5.25M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/200-S-Venice-Blvd-90291/home/6734314
I think this one's the coolest of the group. It's on the Venice Canals; the master bedroom's bed is on an elevated platform; the living room with its double height ceiling is incredible. It's $5.25M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/200-S-Venice-Blvd-90291/home/6734314
I think this one's the coolest of the group. It's on the Venice Canals; the master bedroom's bed is on an elevated platform; the living room with its double height ceiling is incredible. It's $5.25M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/200-S-Venice-Blvd-90291/home/6734314
I think this one's the coolest of the group. It's on the Venice Canals; the master bedroom's bed is on an elevated platform; the living room with its double height ceiling is incredible. It's $5.25M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/200-S-Venice-Blvd-90291/home/6734314
Look at how cool this living room. Have you ever been into a living room this cool?

$2.995M
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/520-Broadway-St-90291/home/143516335
Look at how cool this living room. Have you ever been into a living room this cool?$2.995M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/520-Broadway-St-90291/home/143516335
Look at how cool this living room. Have you ever been into a living room this cool?$2.995M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/520-Broadway-St-90291/home/143516335
Look at how cool this living room. Have you ever been into a living room this cool?$2.995M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/520-Broadway-St-90291/home/143516335
Look at how cool this living room. Have you ever been into a living room this cool?$2.995M https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/520-Broadway-St-90291/home/143516335
Also, do you even live in Venice if you don't have a badass vintage Malm fireplace?
Also, do you even live in Venice if you don't have a badass vintage Malm fireplace?
Also, do you even live in Venice if you don't have a badass vintage Malm fireplace?
Also, do you even live in Venice if you don't have a badass vintage Malm fireplace?
Also, do you even live in Venice if you don't have a badass vintage Malm fireplace?
And GOOD LUCK if you want to live in Venice but don't have millions of dollars for a house.

Here's a 1-bed, 1-bath cottage that's under 500 square feet that's asking $1.194M. It's adorable but DAAANG

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/706-Marr-St-90292/home/6735661
And GOOD LUCK if you want to live in Venice but don't have millions of dollars for a house. Here's a 1-bed, 1-bath cottage that's under 500 square feet that's asking $1.194M. It's adorable but DAAANG https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/706-Marr-St-90292/home/6735661
And GOOD LUCK if you want to live in Venice but don't have millions of dollars for a house. Here's a 1-bed, 1-bath cottage that's under 500 square feet that's asking $1.194M. It's adorable but DAAANG https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/706-Marr-St-90292/home/6735661
And GOOD LUCK if you want to live in Venice but don't have millions of dollars for a house. Here's a 1-bed, 1-bath cottage that's under 500 square feet that's asking $1.194M. It's adorable but DAAANG https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/706-Marr-St-90292/home/6735661
And GOOD LUCK if you want to live in Venice but don't have millions of dollars for a house. Here's a 1-bed, 1-bath cottage that's under 500 square feet that's asking $1.194M. It's adorable but DAAANG https://www.redfin.com/CA/Venice/706-Marr-St-90292/home/6735661
All of this eye candy is pumping me the fuq up. To round this tweetstorm out I'm just gonna dump a bunch of beautiful Venice kitchens that I've gawked at for the past two hours.
All of this eye candy is pumping me the fuq up. To round this tweetstorm out I'm just gonna dump a bunch of beautiful Venice kitchens that I've gawked at for the past two hours.
All of this eye candy is pumping me the fuq up. To round this tweetstorm out I'm just gonna dump a bunch of beautiful Venice kitchens that I've gawked at for the past two hours.
All of this eye candy is pumping me the fuq up. To round this tweetstorm out I'm just gonna dump a bunch of beautiful Venice kitchens that I've gawked at for the past two hours.
All of this eye candy is pumping me the fuq up. To round this tweetstorm out I'm just gonna dump a bunch of beautiful Venice kitchens that I've gawked at for the past two hours.
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