What I learnt on The Twitters this week:

1. Stephen Lecce believes the best public education a kid can have is at private school
2. You know a controversial bill's going to be introduced in Alberta if Kenney leaves the country
3. Rex Murphy's real, legal name is O.K. Boomer
4. Doug's spending $230M to dismantle wind turbines to save Todd Smith's constituents from noise cancer
5. Doug figures French should be "pretty easy to pick up" because they speak it in Louisiana and he eats at Popeye's a lot
6. CPC boss: Ben Mulroney's out. Doug Ford's très in
7. Trudeau has one Minister of the Middle Class. Jason Kenney has many Ministers of Oil Barons
8. According to his website, Andrew is still Canada's best-paid unlicensed insurance broker
9. Trump thinks quid pro quo is a kind of fancy sushi
10. ATVs are now allowed on the 401
11. Andrew wonders why Doug Ford and Peter MacKay keep driving by Stornoway holding up paint samples
12. Chrystia Freeland's official title is Minister of Man Babies
13. Doug only runs Deco during dinners with the family Board
14. Unifying Doug is even creepier than Junkyard Doug
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