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arsenal players as classmates, a thread: not gonna do too many players, rts appreciated
Bernd Leno:
Is really smart but always gets put in groups with the disabled kids and gets blamed for the mistakes they make, girls find him good looking but too quiet
Is really smart but always gets put in groups with the disabled kids and gets blamed for the mistakes they make, girls find him good looking but too quiet
Hector Bellerin
Best looking kid in school, is very smart but has to help all the younger kids get better grades, backs beef if he needs to
Best looking kid in school, is very smart but has to help all the younger kids get better grades, backs beef if he needs to
Rob Holding
Runs for head boy every year but misses out, is very quiet and quite smart, gets no girls.
Runs for head boy every year but misses out, is very quiet and quite smart, gets no girls.
Sokratis
the european kid that everyone’s scared of because he goes to the gym 8 times a week and eats kebab every day, very stupid and gets held back every year.
the european kid that everyone’s scared of because he goes to the gym 8 times a week and eats kebab every day, very stupid and gets held back every year.
Kieran Tierney
School road man, drinks kopparbeg every day and throws the empty bottles at other school students at the end of the day, tries to fight every kid he can and has anger management classes once a week, owns 5 pairs of 97s and calls his mum by her first name
School road man, drinks kopparbeg every day and throws the empty bottles at other school students at the end of the day, tries to fight every kid he can and has anger management classes once a week, owns 5 pairs of 97s and calls his mum by her first name
Lucas Torreira
Gets put in the wrong class because he’s rude to the head teacher, swings for the taller kids to try and cause trouble, his parents are trying to transfer him to a different school.
Gets put in the wrong class because he’s rude to the head teacher, swings for the taller kids to try and cause trouble, his parents are trying to transfer him to a different school.
Granit Xhaka
Gets bullied by all the younger kids and is constantly rude to teachers, gets picked up every day cos his mum is scared he’s gonna get mugged, got suspended for a month because he told the offsted people to fuck off.
Gets bullied by all the younger kids and is constantly rude to teachers, gets picked up every day cos his mum is scared he’s gonna get mugged, got suspended for a month because he told the offsted people to fuck off.
Matteo Guendouzi
Too smart for his age, gets paired up with xhaka and carries him through every assignment, tries to cause beef with other schools on school trips, is best friends with the two most popular kids in school.
Too smart for his age, gets paired up with xhaka and carries him through every assignment, tries to cause beef with other schools on school trips, is best friends with the two most popular kids in school.
Mesut Ă–zil
used to be head boy but his grades dropped because he stopped giving in his homework, has a youtube channel with 50 subscribers where he posts badly edited fortnite montages, hates the head teacher.
used to be head boy but his grades dropped because he stopped giving in his homework, has a youtube channel with 50 subscribers where he posts badly edited fortnite montages, hates the head teacher.
Nicolas Pepe
Just joined the new school, is making new friends but everyone is now aware of his secret anger issues, has shagged 22 girls in the space of a month before he joined the new school, his grades are starting to rise.
Just joined the new school, is making new friends but everyone is now aware of his secret anger issues, has shagged 22 girls in the space of a month before he joined the new school, his grades are starting to rise.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Most popular kid in school, is carrying the grades of the whole year group, wants to move to a private school because they have better teachers, every girl wants to shag him.
Most popular kid in school, is carrying the grades of the whole year group, wants to move to a private school because they have better teachers, every girl wants to shag him.
Alex Lacazette
Second most popular kid in school, always has the best clothes and gets all the girls but isn’t very smart, gets away with it because he’s mates with pierre, hates the head teacher
Second most popular kid in school, always has the best clothes and gets all the girls but isn’t very smart, gets away with it because he’s mates with pierre, hates the head teacher
Willock & Nelson
Whenever there’s a school trip they share a room, basically live together because they are so close, both as smart as eachother.
Whenever there’s a school trip they share a room, basically live together because they are so close, both as smart as eachother.
Head Teacher: Unai Emery
Every kid hates him and draws cartoons of him on the toilet walls, his wife cheats on him with the PE teachers and his house gets egged every saturday.
Every kid hates him and draws cartoons of him on the toilet walls, his wife cheats on him with the PE teachers and his house gets egged every saturday.
