I think I’m the only person who cares about this so please bear with me. Chewbacca. As a kid, I LOVED Chewbacca in the original trilogy but I just can’t get behind this new Chewbacca. Chewbacca just doesn’t look like Chewbacca. I think it’s maybe the type of hair they’ve used.

The colouring and the texture of the hair is all wrong. To me there’s REAL Chewbacca and FAKE Chewbacca. This is my ‘Paul is dead’.

Then there’s the AMBOMINATION that is prequel Chewbacca. #notmychewie

AND, in my extensive research I have realised that Chewbacca grew ‘curtains’ between Empire and Jedi. I bet Solo mercilessly ripped the piss out of him.

Taking the years between Empire and Jedi, I could actually work out how fast Wookie hair grows. *shuffles papers*

AND in The Force Awakens, Han dies and Leia walks STRAIGHT past FAKE Chewbacca to hug Rey. That broke my heart and confirmed my theory that this Chewbacca was nothing but an imposter. #notmychewie

People saying ‘shampoo and conditioner’ are the very reason why this country is going to the dogs.