Its the time of year when news crews gouge each other’s eyes out - yup, it’s awards season!

A critical fave is Gus Sputnik’s gripping 16 parter on manhole covers. I. Was. Riveted.

Beats the latest dreck from "L. Slinger", whose twitchy eyeball style is sooo 2,000 and late!

1/3

If undercover is your bag, you can& #39;t go wrong with Zar Carver& #39;s blazing romp through mime school. Two palms up!

For darker fare, News Nine News& #39; sobering look at sidewalk chalk and the body shaming it promotes made just about everyone feel shitty.

But the real winner is...

2/3

... Giles Dornthumple - whose bracing GoPro only look at Port-a-Johns outside last year& #39;s taping of “Talladega& #39;s Got Talent” rendered 1 out of 3 judges instantly incontinent.

It WILL take the trophy.

And the knife-set, if Giles kicked in the extra 74 clams.

3/3