Its the time of year when news crews gouge each other’s eyes out - yup, it’s awards season!

A critical fave is Gus Sputnik’s gripping 16 parter on manhole covers. I. Was. Riveted.

Beats the latest dreck from "L. Slinger", whose twitchy eyeball style is sooo 2,000 and late!

1/3

If undercover is your bag, you can't go wrong with Zar Carver's blazing romp through mime school. Two palms up!

For darker fare, News Nine News' sobering look at sidewalk chalk and the body shaming it promotes made just about everyone feel shitty.

But the real winner is...

2/3

... Giles Dornthumple - whose bracing GoPro only look at Port-a-Johns outside last year's taping of “Talladega's Got Talent” rendered 1 out of 3 judges instantly incontinent.

It WILL take the trophy.

And the knife-set, if Giles kicked in the extra 74 clams.

3/3