rating literally all the ben 10 aliens a thread:
rules:no alternate forms of preexisting aliens like the ultimate or antitrix forms
no fusion aliens
other than that were doin every fuckin alien
i am very bored

cannonbolt: he looks like a panda lowkey i like his colorscheme quality round boi but also 8 year old me thought those yellow things were pimples so i AM gonna have to dock points for that cannon outta bolt

heatblast:w a r m made of rocks just as much as he is fire but everyone calls him the fire guy looks pretty dangerous to have around tbh but i still like him fire/boi

Wildmutt:buppy! Hes literally just a fuckin dog I'm love him good boi/10

Diamondhead:ua diamkndhead has crystals where his nipples would be and noone talks abt it also all the other diamondheads where clothes EXCEPT ua diamondhead so is he just doin his species ecquivelant of runnin around nakey? We may never know wut color is that/10

Xlr8:saw a tumblr post where someone listed him as there "furry awakening" and if i have to live with that so do u fast outta 10 (also reboot xlr8 is the best xlr8 design dont @ me)

Grey matter:everyone says hes a frob but i dont see it tbh also wuts that black strip supposed to be? Is it hair? Oh god does greymatter have haor? I dont wanna think ant it/10

Four arms:reboot fourarms is has best design but were not ready for that conversation yet also r those quills? Does fourarms have quills? If those r quills y does he have hair over his quills? Quills/10

Also does omniverse four arms have 4 pecs? Y does he have 4 pecs?

Stinkfly:wut is clothes and wut is bug? Is og stinkfly wearing black gloves?is that whote a shirt? If its not a shirt y does it change to match bens clothes? Also reboot stinkfly has more screentime in this post than he does in the whole reboot lol bug/10

Upgrade:my faveprite boi! The stripes the color all of it works! Ive always like og upgrade best never was a fan of the white being replaced with green or how the black stripes on the green looked in general tbh reboot upgrade is rly cool to the purble looks rly nice beepboop/10

Ghostfreak:a strong design! The grey and the lines and he one eye all rly work for me the ua design kinda shits the bed by just lazily copying zskayres design but omniverse brings it back a bit (his color remind me of an old glow in the dark toy) and the chains look rly cool/10

Wildvine:ive always perferred blue eyed viney to green eyed tbh just has better color contrast im glad reboot viney went back to the blue (reboot viney is actually one of vineys best designs imo) and i rly like his venus fly trap mouth thing he has goin on vine comp/10

Spitter:who? Rly wishes he was upchuck/10

Buzzshock: hes babey hes lightning wuts not to love! I could see him and feedback comin from the same planet tbh wut with them having the same color scheme and electric theme lightning/babey

Arctiguana:he has a vest he is an ice breathing man sized iguana who is wearing a vest and if that wasnt enough he looks like hes wearing goth makeup he is a goth vest wearing man sized ice breathing iguana ben/10

Benwolf/blitzwolfer: obligatory bens fursona joke here anyway i dont wanna look at his wierd body horror mouth any longer than i have to furry/10

Benmummy/snare-oh:god "benmummy" wtf even r these names either way i rly like his design u can tell its a mummy but he still looks unique and the omniverse design makes the whole design so much stronger emphasizing wut made him look cool already mummy/10 an underrated classic

Benvictor/frankenstrike:i like the big gauntlets and shoukder tower thingies but gkd omnivers benfrankenvictorstrike got hit with the ugly stick HARD i actually like his omni look alot other than the face tbh but it rly drags down the design for me still tho a qaulity boi ben/10

Upchuck:the fact that theres 2 races of upchuck is kinda neat and id like to see that on more aliens tbh but i wish they kept the shine details on omniverse upchuck it adds alot to the design i feel and makes him look almost slimey!a unique alien boi Spitter wishes he was him/10

Ditto:another one of my faves! His power was always rly cool to me And the green contrasts with the black and white rly well! omniverse ditto kinda messes up the color scheme with unnecessary green but omniverse tends to do that either way hes one of my fave aliens and a ben/10

Eye guy: r those ears on his face? Also wut happens when things inevitably get in his many exposed eyes? This guys like 90% weak spot /10

Waybig:god i never realized how ugly og waybig was until i looked at him for any period of time it may just be bcus thats the one ive been exposed to most but ua waybig is defs my fave version he rly declutters the design omniverse waybig being a close 2nd big/10

All right that marks the end of the original series aliens so npw were moving into alien force! Get ready for retcons constant nighttime muted colors and more edge than a fuckin chainsaw baby!

Swampfire:honestly? og swampfire feels more like "heatblast 2" than anything else to me maybe its the head shape either way ov more than fixes this issue with a new look thats seriously underrated id give him a heatblast/10 for his af self and an underratted/10 for his ov self

Chromastone:ah yes my faveorite ben 10 alien twink diamondhead srsly tho is anyone gonna talk abt how ugly the 2nd omniverse chromastone design is or r we just gonna ignore it? Chroma/stone

Echoecho:i rly like this guy he has ipod 2008 era apple energy which i guess is fitting since hes supposed to be a sound themed guy and the white and green color scheme look rly good together ben/10 he looks like a baby but also an iphone

Humongosaur:he he big boi not quite shure y hes brown or y he has wut appears to be a cascading row of pecs going down from his chest but hes an alien so fucky anatomy is ok i guess eithey way quality dino boi whos og design is kind of unnerving if u look at it to long ben/10

Big chill:my man big chill went from twint to hunk in like 0.5 seconds holy fuck moth/10

Goop:another one of my faveorite bois! Just A quality simple goo monster for all ur goo monster needs (altho im not shure how i feel abt ov goops wierd psuedo beak tbh)also in the ben 10 ds games he makes fart sounds when he jumps and thats very important fart noise/10

A l i e n ×:i actually rly like his ov design his alien force design was lowkey just a sillouhet of a dude and his omniverse look makes him alot more interesting looking also omniverse x got to do alot more cool shit so that probably contributes to me liking him better chin/10

Spider monkey:ok but real talk? Omniverse spider monkey is like 10000 times better looking than his af self (altho thats monstly just cus af spider monkey was so ugly) but either way hes a rly cool design and a solid pun pun/10

Brainstorm:TIME FOR CRAB ok but srsly tho i rky like his fucky lil dude af brainstorm is defenitely a bit odd lookin if u look at him for to long but hes a solid boi and a neat concept for an alien crab/10

Rath(is underage u fucking degenerates):a qaulity tiger striped boi! His 2nd omniverse look is his only major design change (unless u count being the best design for the character as a major change in which case reboot rath also counts) but either way i rly like him! /10

Lodestar:hes the magnet guy right?but that is in like no way apparent with his design maybe theres somethin im missin here?Idk either way hes still a cool design and i loved his toy when i was little so bonus point for nostalgia & docked points for not looking very magnety ben/10

Nanomech:so this little fucker was introduced in the movie "ben 10:alien swarm" god anyone remember "ben 10:alien swarm?" Remember the officially liscensed ben 10 amv they did to promote the movie? Fuckin wild anyway wut alien was i doing? O yea nanobitch ben/10 or wutever

Rocks:this guy actually comes from a ben 10 live stage show "ben:10power of the omnitrix"! he manages to stand out pretty well despite being the 3rd rock guy weve gotten so far and the coustume is actually a pretty faithfull rendition of the design truly an amazing rock /10

Squidstrictor:another ben 10:power of the omnitrix guy and a rly unique design! He brings the squid rep the omnitrix desperately needs and tbh? I respect him (also his omnitrix is sideways so this fuckin prophet pridicted omnikix) anyway hes a quality squidkid splatoon/10

And with those 2 jokers out of the way its time for ultimate!!!!!! Fuckin!!!!!! Alien!!!!!!! Babey!!!!!!! Edge is out and comedy is in!!!! Get ready for goofs vilgax aliens u forgot abt and the writers who rly want u to care abt the fuckin forever knights babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clockwork:look at his fuckin face tho hes just goin :| while beatin bad guys into a pulp and i can respect that look at this chumby little robot boi and his face goin all like :| hes so fuckin imprtant clock emoji i dont feel like lookin for/10 truly exceptional

Juryrigg: ok but ultimate alien juryrigg is highkey one of bens ugliest alien designs and we dont thank omniverse for salvaging that mess nearly enough ultimate alien juryrigg looks like hed call me a slur thank u omniverse/10

Eatle:u could tell me they were 2 seperate aliens and id prpbs just believe u tbh i defs perfer ua eatle design wise altho ov eatle displays his powers visually alot better /10 bug time babey!!!!

Fasttrack:i rly wanna spell his name with 1 t but apparently he has 2 the more u know i guess hey does anyone remember the one destroy build destroy episode with the ben 10 alien swarm cast? I remember rly liking that episode i should probs rewatch it is that show on any streami-

Lame xlr8/10

Chamalien:god remember when everyone just straight up forgot this guy? Like not even omniverse mentioned him and they used all the obscure lore but while the show may have forgotten abt him havent he looks like hes wearing a dumb sci fi hat and his names a pun i love him /10

Shocksquatch:man "squatch" is a wierd word huh anyway omniverse shocksquatch is a fuckin glow up dont @ me like look at ua shocksquatch his only non gray colors r off white and sunburn red omniverse shock is a big change yea but it was a necesesarry one squatch/10

Armodrillo:on one hand an alien naturally evolving drills make like 0 sense but its forgiven bcus hes fuckin sick like look at him hes a giant mecha armodilo wuts not to love here there needs to be an armodilo emoji/10

Terraspin:im a pretty big fan of this guy gotta say i didnt like him at first but i rly turned around on him if u catch my drift the designers took as basic a concept as "alien turtle" and put a real interesting spin on it fidget spinner/10

Ampfibian:i rly like the colors on this guy white and baby blue look rly nice together and the hints of green rly pop i may just be biased cus he was one of kid mes faveorite ben 10 toys but hes always been one of my faveorites jelly/10 look at him go

Water hazard:the ov redesigns r actually rly cool when there not adding any unnecessary green ov water hazard fuckin slaps not to say ua water hazard isnt cool to of course but ov ranks just a bit higher for me but both designs r as popular as they r for a reason and a /10

Nrg:while the fact that the omnitrix scanned the suit along with the alien itself makes like 0 sense its actually a rly cool lookin & memorable alien design the whole "walking furnace" look is cool and his true form gives me strong silver age vibes that im rly feelin tbh /10

and with that were moving into omniverse! Gwen & kevin r out rook is in! Serialized plots r spaced out with episodic side adventures now! Even more goofs than ua! Multiverse bullshit everywhere! All obscure lore is eitthr referenced &/or retconned in some way! Fuckle the buck up!

Bloxx:ah yes the infamous "lego alien" everyone likes to dunk on but tbh i rly dont get all the hate for him like how is he any more unrealistic than armodrillos organic flesh drills? Lego/10 i dont understand the hate

Feedback:remember how omniverse tends to retcon? Yea well they retconned an entire man into existence & i like his style he manages to look distinct despite being"the main alien whos on all the merch"& u can instantly tell wut his deal is/10 he was there all along i swear

Gravattack:god who thought it was a good idea to give all omniverse aliens the same belt? Fuckin clownery anyway he somehow makes a primarily brown & beige color scheme look good so major points for that ben/10 the gravattack vinyl statue still haunts my every waking thought

Bullfraag: him and greymatter r both frog themed so insert ur own incel/chad joke here either way this guy is just rly fuckin boring & it feels like they phoned it in more than anything else not worth finding the frog emoji/10 it feels cruel calling him fasttrack tier but...

Ball weevil: anyone remember the hoax saying he was a pokemon and was part of some crossover? Not rly relavent just kinda neat anyway its cool having another non humanoid alien to keep wildmutt company and him being a bug makes him especially unique truly a top tier buggo bug/10

Toepick:ok so does ben design the clothes or? Bcus they normally seem to generally correlate to bens outfit but i dont remember ben wearing a metal diaper maybe hes wearing it under his pants 24/7 and we just dont see? Omniverse has had wierder plotpoints anyway metal diaper/10

Kickinhawk:y is this chickenhawk a he man? He is a chicken a he man? Doug ben 10 y is this chickenhawk a he man? Douglas ben 10 y is he a he man? I just wanna talk heman/10

Astrodactyl:god do u ever think abt how these outfits would look on humans? Cus this outfit on a human would be basically indistinguishable from a bikini anyway ben/10 he looks like jetrays centrist cousin

Crashhopper:that smile has strong letsplayer energy gotta say hes a quality bug tho his design is very wierd looking but in a kinda fun way and im glad there r still fun aliens like this breaking up the fasttracks and bullfraags bug/10 hes just a funky lil bug he means no harm

God who approved of an alien this boring? His desin in no way reflect his powers (mind control sonic blasts infa red vision his only power rly visible in his design is energy vampirism) and in general he just looks like another generic humanoisd guy fasttrack/10

Pesky dust: valid good adorable amazing oustanding amazing best alien/10 holy fuck hes amazing id die for hi-

Walkatrout:he looks like ripjaws shitty kid who regularly uses 4chan also fuck did i forget ripjaws? Im gonna need to do a segment for aliens i forgot abt arent i? Fish/10

Gutrot:is ot just me or does he has transformers animated energy? Like i feel like with some minor mods he could be a tfa character but either way hes a unique concept for an alien and his design does a good job of telling u his powers/abilities ben/10 i respect this man

Mole-stache: theres not much to say here rly hes just a cute lil posh mole man and i think hes neat mole/10 just a lil guy

Atomix:child me did the "develop the alien that was mentioned in the flash forward episode " thing first omniverse staff u aint slick but ill admit this is one of my faveorite aliens the colors look rly nice together and i like the "atomic" motif idk wut atomic actually means/10

Tje worst:look at this fuckin specimen this absolute entity this fuckin adonis of the world right here blessing us with his presence look at this perfect man right here and tell me he isnt wut peak physical performance looks like perfection/10 he is absolutely fuckin perfect and

Now omniverse was fun and all but i feel like we could do w9th a fresh start for this franchise like a reboot of some sort perhaps one with more comedy and episodic plots? maybe even sticking exclussively to 10 aliens? Itll probably never happen of course

Overflow:obligatory water hazard comparison here obviously but tbh i kind of perfer overflow? Idk wut it is abt this funky lil guy but i rly like him hes a new addition but he blends in with the rest of the rebooted original aliens rly well water/10 just a cool lil water guy

Gax: i honestly dont like this guy much while i understand that he should naturally look like vilgax since hes literally his dna the design rly doesnt work for a hero and feels like a fan edit more than anything else /10 can we all just admit this was fan service?

Shockock:i think the way this guy was built up throughout the series and his lightnoig constructs r a rly unique power we havent rly seen before on any other aliens add in a legitamently awesome design and it adds up to a great alien shock/rock

Slapback:i rly like this lil guy! Im a sucker for copy powers and the idea of the alien getting denser the more clones he makes is rly fun and can be played with in alot of unique ways plus his design is legotamently rly fucking cute look at this lil goblin goblin/10

Now the reboots still goin but for now thats all the original aliens reboot ben has used now get ready as were movin into the wibbly world of non cannon aliens! Were in the home stretch folks!

Plantapocalypse:honestly i know that this guy was designed to be a literal joke but the concept of "alien who can eat anything but can easily go out of control" feels rly fun and could work as a fully fleshed out alien flowey the flower reference/10 i just think hes neat ok

Bob the blob:holy fuck hes adorable i want like 10000 plushies of him adorable/10

Antogravitesla:this one looks like hed call me a slur he looks like hed have "true gentleman" in his twitter bio he looks like he says "own the libs" unironically i hold nothing but contempt for this man wretched/10

Portaler: this guy was the winner of a design ur own alien contest where the winner got to have there alien star in a flash game and i rly like this lil guy portals r a unique power choice and he seems like hed have potential if he was in the actual series baby/10 funky lil man:)

The aliens that time forgot (im time)

Ripjaws:i like him the early aliens r very basic compared to the newer ones but not in a bad way and having one whos whole deal is just "fish man" is simple yea but he fills his niche well and im glad hes here fish/man is it cannibalism if he eats fish?

Jetray:i kept putting him off hoping reboot jetray would be revealed but he never did lol another simple alien but another strong one hes just "the flying one" yea but with how many aliens there r its nice to have a guy whos just "the flying one" in there jet/ray i appreciate him

And thats all of him folks that took alot linger than i initially thought but it was rly fun and im glad i did it thanks to everyone who read it

i think we all learned a lesson from this adventure and its this: bullfraag worst alien