corbyn, in his IRA balaclava, breaks into the home of a landlord to steal ALL of the 80k earnings that he keeps in cash. it will be used to build a solid gold statue of marx pissing on thatcher

“but please, my children will starve” begs the landlord

“FUCK THEM!” corbyn screams
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