•Common areas men go wrong on dating apps•

((A thread not at all related to astrology))

1.) the pictures

-the way you angle them. Your camera is too low, honey.

-that they’re taken the one day of your life that you cleaned yourself up for a wedding.

-the face you pull in them. Don’t say you’re a happy guy and then mean mug the camera in every photo.

-it doesn’t advertise your market value to post pictures of you with other pretty women. I know you’re trying to be intimidating...try harder.

-scribbling out your ex’s face. First of all, how long has it been since that picture was taken? Also, do you not know how to crop?

-using children as a marketing prop but putting in all caps in your bio, “these are not my children”. No, we don’t see ‘future dad potential’ thanks for asking.

-the only women who want to see the deer you killed are Trump supporters. Stop that.

-that flexed up, half naked mirror pic... this is self explanatory, you’re trying too hard.

-idk if you guys think getting photographed being/getting drunk or high is a personality trait, but hi I’m here to tell you it’s not :) I’m embarrassed for you, beer bong Brent.

2.) the bios. What a mess.

-don’t leave this area blank, it makes women think you have no personality.

-on the flip side, keep it brief and surface level lol I don’t think many women want to read about why your last relationship ended before even speaking to you.

-if you put the word “naughty” in there, grow up. If you put it in there more than once, you need to be banned from the online dating scene.

-honestly, women don’t care if you love sports. Congratulations. But if you call yourself an all-caps “huge fanatic”..... no.

-you can’t put shit in your bio that directly contradicts your pictures.

-it’s like the male population on dating apps just pass around and recycle the same “witty” jokes to throw in their bios. We’ve seen them all, 36 times. Stop.

-honestly, too many of you need to have a proofreader on retainer, to look over and edit your typos, before you publish the bio and embarrass yourself.

-you need to put something in there that actually sets you apart. If you don’t, you’re forgettable.

-don’t lie. I’m not elaborating on that. Just don’t.

-put in there that you’re employed. This is important for most women that I know.
Women like to make sure you •have your own place• own a vehicle• and have a legitimate job.

-women know you’re not talking about athletics when you mention your “incredible stamina” in your bio. And all I have to say is that if you’re putting that in your bio, you better fucking deliver if given the opportunity.

-oldschool clichés........ don’t.

-there is a certain and very specific balance between tool bag and *too* sweet. I suggest you find it.

-please don’t act like you worked really hard to achieve the accomplishment of being 6’3”.

-everyone likes music. I feel that’s a given at this point.