Thread by @endofanerajc, i had an idea bc sometimes i do that. i was in [...]

i had an idea bc sometimes i do that. i was in the grocery and i passed these and i was like holy shit how are these still around i wonder if the ones i used to like are still good/the ones i hated are still bad. so i bought basically one of everything for a taste test bc why not

dw @ProperOpinion i’m drinking water with it tbh

hello i am BACK ive written all of the results in my notes and instead of just like, trying to reformat into a tweet i’m just sticking the picture into the tweet yada yada yada you’ll figure it out i’m sure so without further ado

i started with the all-american classic: the twinkie. i think my insides might stop working because of how processed everything is tbh. will update you on that later.

next, the brownie. i could’ve rated this higher tbh like a 9 but i didn’t know if this would be the kind or not. and the little candies were kind of weird to me. still reigns supreme in my life. these taught me a lot about capitalism and hierarchy in grade school.

third is cupcake. if you like these i don’t judge you i just worry about all your other life choices.

snowballs had a lot going on which helped and hurt them. helped them in the way that it camouflaged the flaws which would be the dry dry cake and the embalming fluid cream center, mostly. i like coconut now so that’s probably why i like it more now i guess. plus it’s pink so

this was like the high class cupcake? like the cupcake but they knew how to get into the dress and make the shell work?? i’m not making this work but like shell, dry cake, embalming cream. it just worked better on this. maybe i just have a soft spot bc transformers tho, who knows