thread of messiest songs/performances/moments by pop girls that I can't believe are real

1. The Pussycat Dolls' performance of 'Buttons' at the 2006 American Music Awards

2. Fifth Harmony arriving to a red carpet on the side of a truck

3. Nicki Minaj on Good Morning America

4. Ashlee Simpson getting booed by the entire stadium at the Orange Bowl Halftime Show

5. Jessica Simpson & Jewel's duet of 'Who Will Save Your Soul'

6. Lady Gaga's promotional travel video for Singapore

7. Demi Lovato's Secret Color Extensions advertisements

8. Miley Cyrus recording a fight at her own concert

9. Madonna performing with LMFAO, Nicki Minaj, and M.I.A. at the 2012 Super Bowl Halftime Show

11. Christina Aguilera's cover of The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson

12. Chillin With You feat. Jamie Lynn Spears by Britney Spears

13. Britney Spears telling the audience to give it up for "Tinasha"

14. Lady Gaga performing in an IKEA parking lot

15. Fifth Harmony performing to a crowd of about 15 people

16. Miley Cyrus kissing Katy Perry during a concert

17. Iggy Azalea's attempt at a freestyle rap

18. Fergie performing "Fergalicious" at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards

19. Rihanna getting angry at her band

20. Halsey's wig falling off onstage

22. Hilary Duff's choreo for 'With Love'

23. Ashlee Simpson's infamous lipsync disaster on SNL in 2004

23. Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj performing 'Super Bass' together in 2011

24. Kesha performing 'Tik Tok' at the University of Minnesota Homecoming 2016 and forgetting the words

25. this legendary Katy Perry, Rihanna & Grimes crossover

26. Lady Gaga and Kanye West's co-headlining tour 'Fame Kills' that was cancelled in 2009 after the VMAs incident

27. Miley Cyrus' Milky Milky Milk Tour in 2015

28. Azealia Banks being stuck at Grimes and Elon Musk's house and releasing text messages that leads to Banks and Grimes being subpoenaed in Elon Musk's securities fraud lawsuit

29. Fergie's rendition of the national anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star game

30. Rihanna performing 'Rude Boy' at the 2010 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS I cannot believe they actually let her perform this

31a. Mariah Carey fighting against pre-recorded vocals during her iconic 'Touch My Body' performance on Good Morning America in 2008 (part I)

idk why twitter won't let me post part II of this but I'm just gonna take this moment to say:

1. thank you so much for supporting my flop threads

2. just because I said "messiest" doesn't mean I'm trying to drag anyone! I stan almost everyone in this thread

also if you have any suggestions for things I could add to this thread, my DMs are open!

32a. Madonna and Courtney Love's very shady interview at the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards

33. Natalia Kills bullying an X Factor New Zealand contestant on live television, leading to her getting FIRED from the show

34. Céline Dion expressing her love for peanut butter

35. Fergie's performance of 'Barracuda' on Good Morning America in 2008

36. Courtney Love cussing out the audience at a concert in 1995

37. Azealia Banks storming off the stage after audience members began throwing stuff at her

38. this Madonna interview where it was just a little too hot...

39. Lady Gaga hitting her dancer in the face while performing 'Just Dance'

40. Madonna singing a mashup of 'Express Yourself' with 'Born This Way' by Lady Gaga, and then following it up by singing "she's not me"

41. Ariana Grande introducing The Weeknd at the 2016 Grammy Awards

42. Charli XCX performing 'Vroom Vroom' in what looks like an underground bunker or something

43. Rosalía's appearance on a talent show in 2008

44. Charli XCX performing 'I Love It' for a dead crowd at the 2014 Melt Music Festival in Germany

45. that time that a Beyoncé fan threw Beyoncé CDs at Keri Hilson

46. Björk beating up a reporter who had been harrassing her at Bangkok Airport in 1996

47. Christina Aguilera's Oreo commercial

48. Jerry Seinfeld rejecting a hug from Kesha and then saying "I don't know who that was"

49. Britney Spears' ICONIC LEGENDARY comeback performance of 'Gimme More' at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards

50. Katy Perry's appearance on The Ellen Show in 2017

51. This snippet of an unreleased Bebe Rexha song

52. Carly Rae Jepsen's charity event where the goal was to sell 30,000 cups of tea and only 20 fans showed up

53. Rita Ora promising to release a new song if she gets 100,000 retweets, then claiming she was hacked.

54. Miley Cyrus performing 'My Neck, My Back" at an Adult Swim party in NYC

55. Lady Gaga's cutscenes for her Poker Island Quest game from 2008

56. Avril Lavigne's meet & greet in São Paulo, Brazil which fans paid $400 to attend

57. the original album cover for Ariana Grande's debut album "Yours Truly"

58. Tove Lo with Shawn Mendes and Nick Jonas. For reasons I cannot explain, these just have very cursed energy

59. Katy Perry's fans singing her song '365' to her a whole month before the song's official release

huge update to this thread coming tomorrow along with maybe a new thread, stay tuned babes

thank you to everyone who has given this thread attention and followed me

60. The Pussycat Dolls performing 'Buttons' at Fashion Rocks 2006

61. this Dua Lipa performance of 'One Kiss' the OUTFIT LUV.. KATE YOUNG WHEN I CATCH YOU..

62. this Avril Lavigne interview... queen shit

63. Katy Perry referencing the shooting stars meme among others in her 'Swish Swish' music video

64. this video of Halsey singing 'Red' by Taylor Swift

65. the Mastercard UK twitter confusing FKA twigs with Charli XCX

67. this uncomfortable Carly Simon instagram post

68. Marina & The Diamonds singing 'Teen Idle' to a class of elementary school students

69. Jessica Simpson's infamous "is this chicken or is this fish" confusion over the canned tuna brand being called 'Chicken of the Sea'

70. Carly Rae Jepsen's first pitch fail at a baseball game in 2013

71. Little Mix being terrified of a bug while performing this one is so cute omg

72. that time that Lorde was too sick to sing at the 2017 MTV VMAs so she just did a silent interpretative dance performance of 'Homemade Dynamite'

73. Rihanna and Ciara's beef in 2011

74. this iconic Lana Del Rey tweet

75. Jessica Simpson's cover of 'These Boots Are Made For Walkin' which made the song WAY more sexual than it ever needed to be

76. Rihanna hitting a fan that grabbed her with her microphone at the Diamonds World Tour in Birmingham, UK

77. Katy Perry telling photographers booing her to "shut the fuck up" after she arrived late because she was signing autographs

78. Halsey singing 'I Miss You' by Blink-182 at the mall

79. Demi Lovato's voice crack while singing 'Stone Cold' at her album release party I always LOSE IT at the way she says "fuck"

80. Madonna coming onstage dressed as a clown and riding on a tricycle

81. that time a fan jumped onstage while Lady Gaga was performing 'Bad Romance' in Japan

82. the opening of Lady Gaga's revamped Monster Ball Tour in Manchester that was plagued by many technical issues, a fire backstage, and many missing costumes and wigs leading to Gaga going onstage like this

83. Jessica Simpson's 2006 Super Bowl commercial for 'Pizza Hut' why were fast food restaurants so horny in the 2000s??

84. these photos of Beyoncé

85. the RETURN of Demi Lovato's Secret Color Extensions advertisements !!

86. Marina Diamandis showing off her new smartphone It's probably not funny to you unless you were around for her getting dragged and being called broke

87. Susan Boyle's hashtag disaster when #susanalbumparty was misinterpreted as "Su's Anal Bum Party" by many

88. Nicki Minaj selling a bundle of her album 'Queen' with a poster and a free 3 month TIDAL subscription for $5 USD

89. Rihanna's shady twitter beef with Teyana Taylor where Rih changed her header to a picture of comparing her net worth with Teyana's

90. Fifth Harmony's partnership with the fast food chain Whataburger to sell more concert tickets

91. Marina Diamandis accusing Charli XCX of copying her 'FROOT' photoshoot concept

92. this Jessica Simpson quote

show me & my cat some love maybe? https://twitter.com/nowaybutwhy/status/1259612015418576897