My niggahs sleeping on Paul. Paul, more than anyone, would body Twitter so hard. https://twitter.com/JacobFalcon23/status/1196916596754800640

He'll quote all tweets with "FOOL."

Paul was the most opinionated person in the whole bible. He's also the most influential figure in Christianity (yea, folks are gonna say it's Jesus, but it really is Paul). Niggahs still struggling to love their neighbors as themselves but they abide by Paul's bishopric rules.

First time I saw an artist draw Paul he was bald and I thought "just perfect. Such a hot-headed fellow, his entire ogo has melted the hair."

This man's entire life was debates and threads about how things should be.

Galatians: *move mad*

Paul: THREAD!

Paul felt horny once and wrote a thread about it. A lad.

And he didn't write "I feel within myself a certain arousal in my undergarments," no no no. He called it concupiscence.

Tell me that isn't Chukudebelu.

Paul will WRITE so STRONGLY about something everybody was uncertain about with so much confidence that people will take screenshots and post it on their WhatsApp stories with caption "this!!!!"

And after that? HOHOHOHO. That same man would say "I'm just giving my opinion oh."

"But Paul you're blue-ticked, so we believe whatever you-"

"Abeg oh. So you won't even use your sense to screen what I'm saying?"

"But you said--"

"Your problem is that you don't think. FOOL."