the best part of working at a vet office is getting to see what kind of shit people name their pets. i love it. i live for it. on tomorrow's schedule there's a lady who straight up named her cat "turpitude" and then there's also a dog just named "little guy"

we also have a dog named "pound cake" and a cat named gordon ramsay and this lady is bringing in her turtle later this week and his name is eugene

everyone really liked these tweets lol....... i guess i will continue this concept

the dog i got absolutely filthy forcefeeding 8 oz of activated charcoal to bc he ate 8 unbaked chocolate chip cookies was named Smokey Joe

there is a "sidney 2" on the schedule for next week and yes i checked and the family did in fact have a previous sidney who passed away. rip sidney 1