came to uncover my findings on the SOURCE of continuing attaqs on BAP (from @You_Need_A_Lift and beyond)

rambling thread for those who dont understand the gay idea of irony (read only if you are at least semi-retarded):
i suspect a lot of of attaqers never had a group of male friends. they were never on a sports team... no “band of brothers” experiences
a good portion of attaqs are coming from the frail academic fraction of his followers, those who gaze at life from a distance
you were never in the presence of your roided out tank top wearing friend while he drunkenly explains to bewildered milfs how much his kitsch gladiator tattoo means to him? you are embarrassed by this man? you are worried what those nice ladies will think about you? YOU ARE GAY!!
“band of brothers” is where genius and cringe can stand side by side. you think these groups are filled with uniformed men in every respect? no!
extroverts, introverts, “village idiot” types, funny, full blown r*tards… all of this can be a source of great joy
but what is the unifying factor in this case? is it not clear from the book? is it not clear from the twitter feed?

do you need academic credentials to TAKE what is "not yours"? do you need a phd to CHIMP OUT?

oh… sorry… you require sophistication for this?
most of the recent attaqers act as if bap is running a city. the complaints are: “we need strong institutions, high cultural achievements and highest pedigree citizens”

response: “wat? dis a pirate ship!”
but this is not quite true, is it? there is no ship... there are only men whipping the sea

for how long can this go on?
the only question is when the real ship comes who will be there, whipping the sea?

an awe inspiring sight? a group of men at the peak of their intoxication and physical power... or weak lunatics?
piratical race rises when there is no power worthy of your service. this is when the most noble thing to do is to CHIMP and GRAB. and as long as pirates freely/successfully raise hell they are vindicated. THERE IS NO ONE WORTHY
any man can claim this or that as his ultimate goal and then think he himself carries the beauty from that vision

any man can be dropped on the throne and he will inherit its power

but what type of man can stand in the vortex of madness and still be beautiful?
pirate sees no difference in spanish or english gold among his plunder, its all jewellery to him

he wears it all at once for a laugh and then throws it all off because all of it was acquired by the power of his body alone
this is how i see bap. no symbols, no castles rule over him

grab as many things/outfits as you like, no matter how incoherent... mix as many and laugh as long as it compliments your body underneath
this is what confuses the journo that recieves the "dominated by doug" story. this is what confuses the fed larping as a gril. this is what forces crumps to endlessly reinvent the "meaning" of his review of bam
it reminds me of this scene except its a bathroom of a high end restaurant where supposed right wing nihilists meet up, and when he enters there are two barbarians wrestling while 10 anime pillow gfs are lined against the wall as audience and an african gentleman is playing drums
there are some situations where people claim you "lose yourself", where you "cease to be human". they claim every normal person should and will turn around in disgust
e.g., riots, raves... (it goes much deeper... b careful)
if you are ever there and you look around you can see certain men that didnt lose one dot of themselves. all the ecstasy in the air didnt morph them. it looks as if all of this is happening for them

what race is this?
and this is what frog twitter is in my opinion: total madness... but you can see certain men...
that man can either give birth to a dream and forever be its slave until they both rot(and ruin how many others?)... or he can realise he is the source of this joy
remember when you were a kid and saw a friend you didnt see in a while and suddenly you couldnt control a huge smile no matter how you tried. you were overtaken be the highest joy

so much can be understood through this
art for example. it is as much a part of your nature as your face. and through this "face" your "race" recognises you
is cerberus one of these faces?

first of all the promotion/importance of this was overstated. book announcement has 100 likes or something
cerberus is everything bap is not. it sticks a flag in the dirt and it claims: this is my land

cerberus is precisely what happens when you think baps job is done and that now is a time for a positive yes

listening to moldbug will bring us 1000 more doons
this side of twitter doesnt need more hierarchy or more sense. it doesnt need a ladder to climb to some dream.
because by trying to climb 1 step you are losing the chance to fall even deeper into madness. MORE CHIMPING and LESS SENSE
there are 4 reactions when encountering BAP:

A: stay outside and:
1) dismiss as lunatic and turn away before you get debased
2) get debased and turn into a jealous gaze that pokes at whatever mask is visible in hopes that the body will crumble
B: jump inside and:

1) cultivate physical strength and bear all the masks with laughter
2) stay weak and get increasingly anxious until you can take no more and jump at the feet of some mask and cry “i could take it no longer mommy, you are the only one”
by MAXING B1 piratical race inspires awe in those who are destined to tame them

BAP is a summoner. by MEANS of his pirates he summons that which will MAKE HIM SUBMIT.

BAP is the Narentine king but where is VENICE?

BAP TOO MUST SUBMIT TO WHAT IS WORTHY!
only marriage of piratical race and that which will make it SUBMIT can birth what most of you want. but this works only if this race is at the peak of its beauty and strength
i worry we are passed that. many have noticed the recent shift in energy. the light is dying down and i wonder if it has more to do with american mind stuff rather than the cerberus
if you are flying you cant touch the ground even for one second. not for “come down here to fight” and not for “come down here to teach us how to fly” and not for “lets open a bottle of vine and chat”
many celebrated american mind bap piece. but this was a disaster

what happened there except the man revealed himself behind the madness?

at that point attacks from all sides started flying
the most recent wave is embarrassing because they all start with: “before i make my case id like to let you know that i am something of a BAPist myself” and “bappy pluuuz reconsider :(“
modlbug sees bap as some gay high school teacher that throws you a curveball and “teaches you how to think”. someone who “opens things up”. if this is all there is then let it all crumble as soon as possible
bap shouldnt be the building stone for anything. he cant lend his energy to sweet talkers that pitch their version of bright future.
if you need BAPs energy you dont shake people out of trance and ask them to give it to you
ruin of BAP is not a fertile ground for art that we need. only the sight of bap at his highest.

dont dance over his body, make him SUBMIT

is it to late for that?
wait…
pirates… bap… venice… noontides…
was i on twitter dot com all along? am i mentally ill?
Yes.
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