What if I watched Twin Peaks for the first time ever right now

This whole thing seems like a rip-off of Deadly Premonition!!

Before someone responds to this, this is sarcasm

BUTTE!!

Why did that kid dance away from his locker

There's so many strong jaws in this town

The way the show just marinates in the reactions to the news is

Kyle MacLachlan looks like he could've fronted any number of new wave bands

Poor Andy

Bobby's whole face situation is far too intense. His eyebrows, his sharp jaw, his big eyes

Calm it down Bobby

THE NORWEGIANS ARE LEAVING

On the opposite end of Bobby, we have James with his pouty lips and sculpted face. Beautiful.

Could use a different haircut though.

So much happens in that pilot episode, good lord

I could listen to Agent Dale Cooper talk to Diane all day

Audrey Horne

Leo is the least threatening "tough guy"

Cotton
Balls

How the hell did this show come on ABC

There was a FISH in the percolator!

I would like a good cup of coffee

God bless and keep Andy and Lucy

BURNS SUIT

Time to get back to Twin Peaks watch

Thinking about just adopting Cooper's personality

Bobby sucks

Who the heck ever heard of diet lasagna??

I like Twin Peaks the same reason I like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

No, I will not elaborate on this

Much like Leland Palmer, every party I go to, I stand around awkwardly trying not to cry

I'm getting emotional over "Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present"

The beginning of season 2 is some bizarre dark comedy and I love it

I cannot abide Agent Albert being mean and rude to Andy

Shelly you have abhorrent taste in men

Bobby seems like the kind of guy who would be really into Joker cosplay

Leland Palmer: Champion Party Ruiner 1990

That kid holding the creamed corn was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen

Anyone who's every worked a customer facing job has talked to someone like The Log Lady before

The pacing, character development, and focus on just letting characters do their thing in a scene

It's very anime

Twin Peaks is an anime

The shifting in tones is also very anime

I want some donuts

Back to watching Twin Peaks!!

I love this show

WHY DOES THAT DUDE HAVE AN ASSASSIN'S CREED HIDDEN BLADE

I love Andy

And also Pete

Pete seems like the kind of guy I would have a pleasant conversation with when I was a barista and he would always leave a tip

Donna you should've just left that plant man alone

Never seen a mystery story that isn't about the mystery at all

It's great

I always thought this show was a murder mystery in a small town with weird characters

But it's actually about the breakdown of society when all of the seedy undertones and people are brought to light

I still have many episodes to go

"Rich people are extremely fucked up and will use people until that person isn't useful anymore and they'll dispose of them."

I love Pete

Tommy rules

"Some of my best friends are white people"

TWIN PEAKS TIME

Oh hell yeah, Tony Jay is in this episode

Harry saying goodbye to Cooper

The scene with the Major in the forest makes me want to play Control again

Dick is the weirdest part of this show

I just want Norma to be happy

Really did not expect to see Molly Shannon

Ladies, I know James is beautiful

But he's an idiot

Nadine beating up Hank was frankly amazing

This whole James situation just got real weird

James and Donna think they're so cool but they're idiot teenagers

It's some real Romeo and Juliet shit

That song they wrote sucks ass

There's something to be said about the bond of male friendship in this show

Albert's return was very good

I love this show

HOLY SHIT BILLY ZANE

Hooooooooo lordy

Between him and Shelly, there's some beautiful eyebrows in this show

Ed and Norma getting together makes me happy

Good lord, why don't people use Hank as the poster boy for being an abuser

Thanks @WHMPodcast, I can't hear Eckhart in this show without thinking "Oh my god!"

Heather Graham is in this show???

Why wasn't Billy Zane a leading man more often

Or ever

Catherine doesn't deserve Pete and Pete deserves better

The heat between John and Audrey probably added to global warming

I would love to watch a screwball comedy with David Lynch

I think we'd both enjoy watching Airplane! together

"That's the kind of girl that made you wish you spoke a little French"

Using that from now on

Madchen Amick truly is a woman that makes me wish I spoke a little French

Pete's clear disdain for Ben Horne is beautiful

This wine tasting scene is some real Zucker brothers shit

DONNA I understand your dumbass boyfriend is in town anymore, but stop being an asshole

Pete cheering up Audrey

I've got one episode left of Twin Peaks before I watch Fire Walk With Me and The Return and I finally understand why @ckunzelman compared it to Kingdom Hearts

This series lights up all the parts of my brain that Kingdom Hearts, Control, and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure do

DONNA NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW

Laura screaming in the Black Lodge is legitimately one of the scariest things I've ever seen

I hate it so much

Holy shit that ending

I could not imagine hearing that got cancelled

I woulda flipped shit

Now I gotta wait patiently for a friend to let me use their Showtime account