I'm not gonna do my bio homework and instead I am going to read the entire bible tonight

Genesis 1:27 - "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he then"

Lmao this guy fucked up already

The story of Cain and Abel is Genesis 4? Damn we get to the good stuff early, dont we. Bible dont fuck around apparently.

Adam from the Garden of Eden lived 930 years????????? His son lived 912??????????

Dumb bitch Enoch 6th generation idiot only living 300 years. Look what all that "walking with God" did you

Genesis 6:4 - "There were giants in the Earth in those days..."

What? From where? Giants? Yeah giant plot holes God, ya shouldve mentioned these big boys before mentioning the cows and sheep. I mean, dont you think one is a little more important?

The giants during the events of Noah's ark be like

Genesis 8:21 - "...the lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground anymore for man's sake...neither will I smite any more..."

Okay I'm dome blaspheming but this was fun and I'm probably gonna continue this thread sometime