I reopened my old Facebook account and found a lot of dirt.
Found the group chat my ex and her (then) boyfriend made to explain why she cheated on me.
Found the group chat where the boys sent nudes of their hoes.
Found the group chat where I pretended to be Indonesian in a group of indonesians by using Google translate.
@olchunkacoal found this
Found the first text my dad sent me. Such a cutie, man. Love your wife like he did, folks!
Found conversations where I marketed my Facebook "Troll" page.
@CommandanteLeo learn sth imo.
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