i’m starting the clone wars

ventress can end my shit
omg it’s anakin and bby ahsoka
whose idea was it to think that anakin was responsible enough for a padawan
snips and sky guy

the poor clones just being at the mercy of anakin’s whims
why is there so much sexual tension between obi wan and ventress
omg it’s PADME
anakin and the huttlet serving mando and baby yoda vibes
i have feelings for all the clones
not sure if i’m in love with all the clones or if i’m just a hoe for buckets and armour
clone wars padme is such a baddie
y’all think captain rex has an ahsoka stan account
oh hey commander cody nice to meet you
THIS IS SO SOFT I LOVE WAXER AND BOIL ALREADY
commander cody kinda fine tho...
anakin gave padme his lightsaber because it’s his life

i’m sorry but ahsoka is kinda annoying i hope she gets better i just started season 2
anakin working so hard to save these younglings even though he probably k worded them a few years later

how does the jedi council not know anakin and padme are married anakin literally has zero chill
lmao anakin is gonna beat this clovis mf up
THEY REALLY THREW REX OFF THIS WALL AND ANAKIN WAS LIKE FLY BITCH
obi-wan is highkey such a flirt this man has chemistry with literally everyone
i love the way the clones say ‘clankers’
they just dropped a wholeass nuke damn
every time someone refers to the clones as expendable i get so mad i will defend my sons i am a clone rights activists
if we had simply allowed the zillo beast to eat sheev palpatine 90% of the problems in the saga could have been avoided
“if there’s one thing we clones know, it’s how to stop a jedi” UM HELLO
sometimes i forget the clones are programmed to k*ll the jedi even though they’re all friends but they’re such good boys i-
REX NO
rip to anyone who had headphones on i’m so sorry
LMFAOOO MEEEEE
DUCHESS SATINE OF MANDALORE!?!? OKAY
omg every time they say the word “mandalorian” i sit here like
can’t stop thinking about how baby din is just chillin with these death watch mfs
GOVERNOR VISZLA!?!?
oh it’s the governor dude
OH SHIT HE HAS THE DARKSABER
omg satine loves obi-wan
omg baby clones
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS BOBA
this lil hoe tried to blow up a star destroyer meanwhile din is out here training with the death watch how did these children turn out somewhat normal
this whole boba arc actually kinda makes me feel sorry for this kid
okay we’re back and i’m gonna try to finish season 3 in a day and i’m watching in chronological order so i’m on 3x02 (ARC troopers) and i’m excited for this episode because i’m a whore for the clones
grievous said he would attack kamino and rex and cody said not on my watch you btch
omg 99 


i actually love 99 so much i’m crying
ventress is a confirmed clonefucker we have no choice but to stan
GOD
i HATE when grievous does that spider crawl shit
HQTA THENDUCK NO OH MY COD
i am so upset rn but at least echo and fives are now arc troopers

i hate tattooine
ahsoka finally glo’d up and got her new outfit
raxus is such a beautiful planet
WE FINALLY GOING TO DATHOMIR
THE NIGHTSISTERS ARE SO COOL
a dark planet full of women who practice witchcraft count me in
wait
omg hey savage nice to meet u
omg they made savage sexy
they made him k*ll feral wtf
he just turned into a BAT!??
holy fuck it’s liam neeson
IMPERIAL MARCH
i remember reading somewhere that the son of mortis was supposed to be the villain in the rise of skywalker (the story group’s suggestion) and honestly that would have been so much better
not to be predictable but the son could lowkey like get it
sith!clone wars anakin hits DIFFERENT
well that was a trip
did echo just...
i haven’t watched any of clone wars since i’ve been inactive but im glad to see some of y’all becoming clonefuckers like me
i'm on the mon cala arc at the beginning of season 4 and i just wanna know why there is an army of sharkboys
everyone loves to hate on jar jar but he's always so happy to see anakin and padme and it's so cute how he always calls him "ani"
i am back and i’m on episode 4x04
the lengths that this show goes to to make sure that anakin doesn’t see grievous so his line about grievous being short in ROTS makes sense
this episode is an acid trip
whose idea was it to send him on a humanitarian relief mission he is so inconvenienced please help him
this episode is really threepio and artoo bouncing to other planets, fucking them up, and leaving
PLO AND HIS BROS YAY
okay well commander wolffe became my favourite clone within two episodes let's continue shall we
OH FUCK IT'S THE UMBARA ARC WE WILL NOT BE CONTINUING TONIGHT I CAN'T HANDLE I'LL GO INTO SENSORY OVERLOAD
i’m starting the umbara arc and i am. so excited let’s go
AH CODY’S THERE TOO 212TH LET’S GO
if a SINGLE clone dies i am going to throw my laptop at the wall
THEY’RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES https://twitter.com/sithmando/status/1247352940786049025
i have been informed that this is hardcase. i love him. add him to the list. https://twitter.com/sithmando/status/1247353275655106561
IS THAT THE FUCKING THING THAT ATE BOBA FETT
tup dogma hardcase we love new clones
hardcase is trying to shoot this mechanical scorpion thing with a heavy machine gun someone help him he’s at a 10 at all times
“you won’t find a finer or more loyal trooper anywhere” please i love anakin and rex
501st legion sweeties i am going to get you out of there
is this krell asshole trying to get them all k*lled jesus
CALL HIM CT-7567 ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
I AM SO SRYESSED OUT
THEYDE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE
STOP BULLYING REX AND FIVES I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
yeah that’s right btch call him rex
STOP K*LLING CLONES I CANT RAKE THSI
rex is so stressed all the 501st is so stressed my heart hurts
fives and rex is my new fav clone friendship god
is hardcase ever not ready to go apeshit like this man is chaotic as fuck
i’m kinda sad that echo d worded before this mission i miss him and fives together
this episode arc could have easily been called rex’s no good very bad day
this is a horror movie
THEY’RE ALL DYING J CNAT HANDLE THIS
i love the 501st theme i smile every time i hear it
rex: sends fives and hardcase to go on a super important top secret infiltration mission
fives and hardcase:
fives and hardcase:
I NEARLY CRIED WHEN FIVES AND HARDCASE SHOWED UP AND THEIR MEN STARTING CHEERING I LOVE THE 501ST SO MUXH
okay umbara episode 3 lets go
i just realized i never noticed when rex switched from phase 1 to phase 2 armour and started putting tally marks on his helmet

so you’re telling me the jedi council made this krell clown a fucking jedi and refused to make anakin a master
dogma looks like a narc
rex’s greatest flaw is that he’s a loyal soldier
LMFAO HARDCASE IS JUST FLYING AROUND AND FIVES IS LIKE

fives jesse and hardcase are about to go apeshit
wait no
nO
NO WHATT HW FUCK
HARDCASE NO FUCK
i am so upset right now
okay last one let's go
dogma i will k ick you in the throat
they were really gonna make the 501st execute their own brothers i hate this
oh shit now they’re disguising themselves as clones
oh god this is stressing me out
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK I;M SOBBING
oh my god rex is about to go apeshit
I JUST CHOKED
I'M STILL CRYING BUT HHHHHHH MY GOD
A CLONE JS DYING EVERY 3 SECONDS I CANT TAKE THIS ANGMKDE
thank fucking god dogma that’s the most useful thing you’ve done this entire arc
those four episodes fucking broke me i can’t even put it into words
alright i’m still fucked up emotionally and spiritually from umbara but let’s continue shall we

MY LOVE HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY?? HAS ANYONE GIVEN YOU A HUG? PLEASE GIVE THE CLONES THERAPY
boil is still alive but waxer is not i hate it here
anakin just slashed a b*mb with his lightsaber to deactivate it not knowing if it would work i hate him
holy shit y’all
rex did not survive umbara for this shit
wolffe and rex in the same episode and rex looking like THAT jesus take the fucking wheel
i know obi-wan ain't de*d but what the fuck
they’re letting anakin believe obi-wan d worded this is fucked up i hate the jedi