i’m starting the clone wars ✨
ventress can end my shit
omg it’s anakin and bby ahsoka
whose idea was it to think that anakin was responsible enough for a padawan
snips and sky guy 🥺
I CAN'T STAND HIM
the poor clones just being at the mercy of anakin’s whims
why is there so much sexual tension between obi wan and ventress
omg it’s PADME
anakin and the huttlet serving mando and baby yoda vibes
the clone wars movie did it first
anakin has no business being this fine
i have feelings for all the clones
the way they made his breathing sound like vader,,damn
not sure if i’m in love with all the clones or if i’m just a hoe for buckets and armour
winter jedi fashion is a look
clone wars padme is such a baddie
WHO WROTE THIS
i love he
y’all think captain rex has an ahsoka stan account
oh hey commander cody nice to meet you
STOP WHY ARE ALL MY FAV ARMOURED BOYS LIKE THIS
THIS IS SO SOFT I LOVE WAXER AND BOIL ALREADY
i can't stop yelling gruff dads with babies is my fav trope
waxer and boil gay dads methinks
commander cody kinda fine tho...
let me live
anakin gave padme his lightsaber because it’s his life 🥺
i’m sorry but ahsoka is kinda annoying i hope she gets better i just started season 2
oh shit we on mustafar
anakin working so hard to save these younglings even though he probably k worded them a few years later 🤭
how does the jedi council not know anakin and padme are married anakin literally has zero chill
lmao anakin is gonna beat this clovis mf up
THEY REALLY THREW REX OFF THIS WALL AND ANAKIN WAS LIKE FLY BITCH
why is anakin flipping around gardening tools so hot
obi-wan is highkey such a flirt this man has chemistry with literally everyone
i love the way the clones say ‘clankers’
they just dropped a wholeass nuke damn
floor it artoo
this is a pretty shot but anakin you're a dumbass
this is SENDING ME
me during every episode of the clone wars
that's it that's the saga
every time someone refers to the clones as expendable i get so mad i will defend my sons i am a clone rights activists
that's it that's the series
if we had simply allowed the zillo beast to eat sheev palpatine 90% of the problems in the saga could have been avoided
“if there’s one thing we clones know, it’s how to stop a jedi” UM HELLO
sometimes i forget the clones are programmed to k*ll the jedi even though they’re all friends but they’re such good boys i-
omg anakin is going feral interrogating poggle and the imperial march notes are playing
REX NO
rip to anyone who had headphones on i’m so sorry
they had to take his armour off hm
LMFAOOO MEEEEE
rex chillin thinking about what having a family could be like,,,
DUCHESS SATINE OF MANDALORE!?!? OKAY
omg every time they say the word “mandalorian” i sit here like
OH FUCK
can’t stop thinking about how baby din is just chillin with these death watch mfs
GOVERNOR VISZLA!?!?
idk who this man is but he has a cape and i have feelings for him
oh it’s the governor dude
OH SHIT HE HAS THE DARKSABER
my LOVES
omg satine loves obi-wan
*imperial march intensifies*
omg baby clones
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS BOBA
this lil hoe tried to blow up a star destroyer meanwhile din is out here training with the death watch how did these children turn out somewhat normal
this whole boba arc actually kinda makes me feel sorry for this kid
okay we’re back and i’m gonna try to finish season 3 in a day and i’m watching in chronological order so i’m on 3x02 (ARC troopers) and i’m excited for this episode because i’m a whore for the clones
he 🥰
grievous said he would attack kamino and rex and cody said not on my watch you btch
HOLY SHIT FINALLY IT'S ECHO AND FIVES
omg 99 🥺🥺
i actually love 99 so much i’m crying
ventress is a confirmed clonefucker we have no choice but to stan
GOD
i HATE when grievous does that spider crawl shit
HQTA THENDUCK NO OH MY COD
NO ONE TALK TO ME
i am so upset rn but at least echo and fives are now arc troopers 🥺
no one:

me watching the clone wars:
i hate tattooine
ahsoka finally glo’d up and got her new outfit
raxus is such a beautiful planet
i cannot stand anakin
WE FINALLY GOING TO DATHOMIR
THE NIGHTSISTERS ARE SO COOL
a dark planet full of women who practice witchcraft count me in
wait
DARTH MAUL?!?!?
there's so many i'm going to combust
mood
omg hey savage nice to meet u
omg they made savage sexy
they made him k*ll feral wtf
holy SHIT MAUL
haven't seen my boy in a few episodes i missed he
WAIT I THINK I'M ON THE MORTIS ARC
idk who this man is but he's hot
he just turned into a BAT!??
holy fuck it’s liam neeson
HOLY SHIT
IMPERIAL MARCH
the son of mortis: destroy the jedi and the sith
SHIT
i remember reading somewhere that the son of mortis was supposed to be the villain in the rise of skywalker (the story group’s suggestion) and honestly that would have been so much better
oH??
not to be predictable but the son could lowkey like get it
OH WOW
THIS IS CRAZY
mustafar teas
sith!clone wars anakin hits DIFFERENT
well that was a trip
did echo just...
i haven’t watched any of clone wars since i’ve been inactive but im glad to see some of y’all becoming clonefuckers like me
day 7 of quarantine: kit fisto lookin kinda thicc
hi my love 😌
i'm on the mon cala arc at the beginning of season 4 and i just wanna know why there is an army of sharkboys
everyone loves to hate on jar jar but he's always so happy to see anakin and padme and it's so cute how he always calls him "ani"
my parents who raised me
i am back and i’m on episode 4x04
the lengths that this show goes to to make sure that anakin doesn’t see grievous so his line about grievous being short in ROTS makes sense
me in this pandemic
oh
my god
please their nose art and the fact that it says "plo's bros" i'm in love with them
hm
PLEASE WHY IS HE LIKE THIS I LOVE HIM ALREADY
captain rex i am so sorry sweetie but
this episode is an acid trip
i am in love with this miserable bitch
whose idea was it to send him on a humanitarian relief mission he is so inconvenienced please help him
american imperialism in a nutshell
this episode is really threepio and artoo bouncing to other planets, fucking them up, and leaving
PLO AND HIS BROS YAY
my man is back
THIS IS SO FUNNY SOMEONE HELP WOLFFE
okay well commander wolffe became my favourite clone within two episodes let's continue shall we
OH FUCK IT'S THE UMBARA ARC WE WILL NOT BE CONTINUING TONIGHT I CAN'T HANDLE I'LL GO INTO SENSORY OVERLOAD
i’m starting the umbara arc and i am. so excited let’s go
i can't do this
fives!!!!!!

!!!!
AH CODY’S THERE TOO 212TH LET’S GO
if a SINGLE clone dies i am going to throw my laptop at the wall
WHO IS THIS THEY'RE SO CHAOTIC
THEY’RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES https://twitter.com/sithmando/status/1247352940786049025
i have been informed that this is hardcase. i love him. add him to the list. https://twitter.com/sithmando/status/1247353275655106561
IS THAT THE FUCKING THING THAT ATE BOBA FETT
i would take a bullet for you
tup dogma hardcase we love new clones
hardcase is trying to shoot this mechanical scorpion thing with a heavy machine gun someone help him he’s at a 10 at all times
i would d*e for all of you
“you won’t find a finer or more loyal trooper anywhere” please i love anakin and rex
RESPECT HTE FUKING CLONES YOU ASSHOL
he's calling rex by his clone number i am going to scream
501st legion sweeties i am going to get you out of there
is this krell asshole trying to get them all k*lled jesus
CALL HIM CT-7567 ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU
i am screaming i love him
I AM SO SRYESSED OUT
THEYDE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE
STOP BULLYING REX AND FIVES I AM GOING TO EXPLODE
FUCK YES I LOVE HIM SO MCUH
yeah that’s right btch call him rex
that episode stressed me the fuck out but also gave me this shot of fives
STOP K*LLING CLONES I CANT RAKE THSI
rex is so stressed all the 501st is so stressed my heart hurts
fives and rex is my new fav clone friendship god
is hardcase ever not ready to go apeshit like this man is chaotic as fuck
i’m kinda sad that echo d worded before this mission i miss him and fives together
this episode arc could have easily been called rex’s no good very bad day
so there's this clone captain
i can't even see his face i just know it's hardcase
this is a horror movie
THEY’RE ALL DYING J CNAT HANDLE THIS
rex sweetie you sent two men to infiltrate the base and you picked fives and hardcase.
KSDJFKSDJSDK THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
this entire exchange is hilarious i'm wheezing fives really said chill the fuck out
i love the 501st theme i smile every time i hear it
shoot me i deserve it
rex: sends fives and hardcase to go on a super important top secret infiltration mission

fives and hardcase:
I NEARLY CRIED WHEN FIVES AND HARDCASE SHOWED UP AND THEIR MEN STARTING CHEERING I LOVE THE 501ST SO MUXH
GOD THIS SHOT JUST

FUCK I LOVE THEM
okay that episode was good but kinda sad but may i present these shots of rex
okay umbara episode 3 lets go
i just realized i never noticed when rex switched from phase 1 to phase 2 armour and started putting tally marks on his helmet 🥵
so you’re telling me the jedi council made this krell clown a fucking jedi and refused to make anakin a master
jesse why are you standing like that
dogma looks like a narc
YES FIVES GO OFF
rex’s greatest flaw is that he’s a loyal soldier
LMFAO HARDCASE IS JUST FLYING AROUND AND FIVES IS LIKE 😧
PLEASE THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE THE SCENE IN A NEW HOPE WHEN HAN IS TALKING AS THEY TRY TO RESCUE LEIA
SOMEONE HELP FIVES
hardcase blew up the hangar and rex looks like a disappointed dad i can't
fives jesse and hardcase are about to go apeshit
wait no
nO
NO WHATT HW FUCK
HARDCASE NO FUCK
i can;t do thi
i am so upset right now
please i can't
I THINK THE FUCK NOT
okay that episode was fucking awful but i offer you another rex pic featuring fives and jesse
okay last one let's go
OH SHIT HE WAS BEING SERIOUS
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
dogma i will k ick you in the throat
they were really gonna make the 501st execute their own brothers i hate this
i just had to pause to take a deep breath
oh shit now they’re disguising themselves as clones
oh god this is stressing me out
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK I;M SOBBING
WHAT THE FUKC
OH MY FCKING GOD IT'S WAXER AND HE HAS NUMA ON HIS HELMET IF HE D IES I SWEAR TO GOD
I AANT' TAK EOT AMYORE
I CANT STROP CRYIGN
oh my god rex is about to go apeshit
I JUST CHOKED
I'M STILL CRYING BUT HHHHHHH MY GOD
NOT THIS FUCKING LINE
A CLONE JS DYING EVERY 3 SECONDS I CANT TAKE THIS ANGMKDE
HOOOOOOO MY GOD
thank fucking god dogma that’s the most useful thing you’ve done this entire arc
they're all so traumatized my heart is broken
please this is so fucking sad
well
those four episodes fucking broke me i can’t even put it into words
alright i’m still fucked up emotionally and spiritually from umbara but let’s continue shall we 🥴
MY LOVE HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY?? HAS ANYONE GIVEN YOU A HUG? PLEASE GIVE THE CLONES THERAPY
boil is still alive but waxer is not i hate it here
cody 🥰
anakin just slashed a b*mb with his lightsaber to deactivate it not knowing if it would work i hate him
omg dad
holy shit y’all
HEAD FULL
oh my go
if i speak twitter will s*spend me
rex did not survive umbara for this shit
WOLFPACK FUCK YES
HOLY SHIT IT'S WOLFFE AND HIS BOYS
i am going. to fucking bust holy shit
wolffe and rex in the same episode and rex looking like THAT jesus take the fucking wheel
omg wolffe has a jetpack look at him go
dream team
HOLY SHIT FINALLY HEY QUEEN
i know obi-wan ain't de*d but what the fuck
imperial march intensifies
they’re letting anakin believe obi-wan d worded this is fucked up i hate the jedi
WHO ALLOWED THIS?!??!?!
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