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Me: Here are the democratic candidates as famous disasters

#EMGTwitter
Williamson as The Great Molasses Flood of 1919

Seems cool, real messy up close.

See also: Absolutely unbelievable
Klobuchar as the Alaska Earthquake of 1964

The Frontier Spirit but Minnesotan
Biden as the Ice Storm of ’98

Not a big deal at first but things got slippery real quick.

See also: Very white
Castro as the Mount St. Helens Eruption

Small but mighty.
Harris as the BP Oil Disaster

Let the disaster happen and then we’ll sue.
Booker as every hurricane whose name you don’t remember

Got us all excited and then nothing happened.

See Also: Beto
Waren as the Paris Climate Agreement

The plan sounds really good but…
Bernie as every California earthquake

After each one everyone says, “Hey, we should make some changes”.

Most people do nothing while others take it too far.

See Also: #BernieBros4BuildingCodes
Pete as the Notre Dame fire

A local event with an element of international flair.

See also: being made fun of on TikTok
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