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Rob Blanchette, worst opinions in football history, a thread:

Let’s start off with this, since this tweet modric has gone on to win:

1 la Liga
1 Copa del Rey
2 SuperCopa De España
4 UEFA Champions leagues
3 UEFA supercups
4 Club Worldcups
1 Ballon Dor

Tom cleverly on the other hand:

1 Premier league (benched mostly)
1 Comunity Shield

Since this tweet, neymar has won:

2 La liga
3 Copa del Ray
1 super Copa de España
1 UEFA champions league
1 club World Cup
2 Ligue 1 titles
1 coupe de France
1 coupe de la Ligue
1 trophée des champions

Zaha since this tweet:

Nothing

Sergio Ramos since this tweet:

2 la Liga
2 Copa del Ray
2 supercopa de España
4 UEFA champions leagues
3 UEFA supercup
4 club world cub
1 FIFA World Cup
1 UEFA European championship

Glen Johnson:

1 league cup

Nick Powell since this tweet:

0 trophies

Has played for:
Hull
Wigan
Stoke

Scoring a combined 23 championship goals in 150 appearances as a striker

His shocking opinions don’t just involve united though, this guy is clueless all around the board

Aguero Since this tweet:

4 premier leagues
1 FA cup
4 EFL cup
3 Community shield
244 goals in 340 games
Widely recognised as city’s greatest ever player

James Wilson since this tweet:

0 trophies
Plays for Aberdeen

Eden hazard:

1 ligue 1
1 coupe de France
2 premier league
1 FA cup
1 EFL cup
2 Europa league

Kagawa:
Plays for Zaragoza

Baines
Plays for Everton

Powell:
Plays for stoke

Amazing prediction there rob, nearly spot on

Except for the part where Danny welbeck doesn’t win a ballon dor and actually gets benched for 19th placed Watford

Got the Rooney part right though, it’s a first for you clearly

Robin Van Persie: nearly singlehandedly won us the premier league less than a year after this tweet, Danny welbeck on the other hand was sold to arsenal, I can’t seem to recall you being too displeased about this at the time pal

Might not even fit this all in but here we go

Cesc Fabregas:
3 FA cup
1 Community shield
2 premier leagues
1 football league cup
1 la liga
1 Copa del Rey
2 supercopa de España
1 UEFA supercup
1 fifa club wold cup
2 European Championships
1 World Cup

Tom cleverly:
1 PL

Zaha: Crystal Palace
Powell: stoke
Cleverly: Watford
Welbeck: Watford
Smalling: Roma
Jones: United (but we all know what he is)

These players came 2nd with jose

Apparently Jose was the problem, the same players have scored 16 goals in 13 games, and our helped us with ole along to our worst form in history

Simply amazing that this guy gets payed to give these opinions, I could translate the morse code from my dogs wagging tale and it would tell me more about United than this guy

Stopped him self for a while and tried to play it off like they were all a joke, but the cold reality of it is that this guy doesn’t have the slightest clue what he’s talking about, never agree with him, cause all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t fix his opinions

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