Thread by @mildspicegirl, Being friends wit Mike 101- Mike says something inflammatory which inevitably causes [...]

Nicholas Cage

mildspicegirl

Being friends wit Mike 101
- Mike says something inflammatory which inevitably causes a rise out of you
- once you make that anger apparent, Mike then backtracks smd feigns disbelief that you could ever feel that way https://twitter.com/kinggreggory/status/1195374299168804864

https://twitter.com/kinggreggory/status/1195374299168804864

I am starting a thread of items which fully encompass what it’s like to be friends with Mike

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

I joke: “Mike I hold the door for you because 3rs wave feminism”

Mike: “what?”

Me then explaining the waves of feminism and airdropping a wiki on the third wave

Exhibit C: Mike just explained socialism as “communism with a little razzle dazzle”

Exhibit D

Exhibit E: he sends the best Twitter DMs

Exhibit F: Mike is a 40 year old house wife stuck in the body of a 23 year old male

Exhibit G:

Exhibit H: you get to witness the debauchary that is mike trying to go to Dunkin’ Donuts in a federal building resulting in a 4 agent search

Exhibit I: ISO of someone to go to the Women’s march with because Mike is a POS

Exhibit J: Mike hung a nude poster of Harry Styles in his office at WeWork. When he received a request for a scheduled call on “community standards” he thought it was in reference to that. The call was actually about “his guest shit talking his neighbor” it’s me. I’m the guest.

Exhibit K: Mike is copping a subscription to the NYTS because they released Warren dropping out 20 minutes before CNN and that’s is absolutely unacceptable

Exhibit L:

Sent this to Mike and he said “oh no Orlando Bloom has COVID-19” then I told him to read it again...fckn idiot
https://twitter.com/katysbldo/status/1243180074658119683?s=21 https://twitter.com/katysbldo/status/1243180074658119683