I sometimes tell Seth I’m going to call him some made up name. I decided to start calling him obscure baseball player names. Like Shooty Babbitt:
Piano Legs Hickman
Dooley Womack
Eddie Stanky
Franchy Cordero...
Chone Figgins
Esix Snead
Jack Fimple
Pat Putnam
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