If trump shot someone on 5th ave...

Dems: we are going to open an impeachment inquiry and have hearings to determine the facts.

GOP: if the facts show he murdered someone, that would be inappropriate but not impeachable!

Dems: there’s video of him shooting the victim

1/

GOP: the deep state tricked him into shooting the victim!

Trump: I shot him. I’d do it again. Next time Putin and Erdogan will shoot him with me!

Dems: he admitted to the crime. He broke the law and should be impeached.

2/

Bill Barr: murder isn’t illegal if the president does it. He can’t commit crime.

Dems: that is ridiculous. Crime is crime. Nobody is above the law not even the president.

GOP: you’re just a big bunch of #NeverTrumpers!

Dems: umm what does that have to do with anything?

3/

GOP: Socialists!

Dems: trump broke the law and should be impeached. He’s endangering national security.

GOP: trump was sent to us by God! You can’t undo what God said!

Dems: this has nothing to do with God. We’re talking about the Constitution.

4/

GOP: trump IS the constitution! He’s got the best words! He has the highest IQ of anyone ever & knows more about everything than anyone else ever!

Dems: ok that’s it. Nunes, you’re time is up.

Nunes: you can’t tell me my time is up! I’ll sue you like a twitter cow!

5/

Dems: Nunes, you can sue us if that is your preference. It has nothing to do with this impeachment hearing process.

Gym: Mr. Taylor, were you ever told that the OSU doctor was molesting young men?

Taylor: ...ummm no?

Gym: See! Trump is innocent!

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