The far right& #39;s big problem with the #ImpeachmentHearings is that they need more monster trucks and explosions to make them less boring.
Impeachment is a sham because Trump is a god, but also because it& #39;s boring. #ImpeachmentHearings
The last stand of the Republican Spartans: your spears don& #39;t kill us because they are boring. #ImpeachmentHearings
What would make #ImpeachmentHearings not be boring? Should Adam Schiff kill a man with a pencil? Kent and Taylor engage in Klingon-style arm wrestling? Staff questioning handled by the Laker Girls?

What do these conservative idiots think a hearing is?
"IMPEACHMENT! BROUGHT TO YOU BY HOOTERS TRIPLE ASS-POUNDING HOTWINGS AND FOUR LOKO SURGE!!! STAY TUNED FOR PUBLIC HANGINGS!! FUCK YEAH!!!"

Meanwhile, democracy is defended in real time. And it& #39;s riveting. #ImpeachmentHearings
Devin Nunes begins his quest to make the #ImpeachmentHearings exciting enough to capture the president& #39;s attention.
The Trumpist line is that #ImpeachmentHearings are too boring to be interested in. Turn them off, don& #39;t give them your time, because they won& #39;t fire those dopamine receptors like a Trump rally does.

In 2019, functional government is the most exciting thing I can think of.
"Boring #ImpeachmentHearings were so boring" isn& #39;t just for right wing cranks, apparently.
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