Time for a little highway etiquette discourse:

1. Use your goddamn directional. I can& #39;t read your mind when you want to change lanes. Instead of cutting me off or edging across my nose until I decide between dumping you and letting you in, let me know you want the spot.

2. Pass on the left, cruise on the right. If you& #39;re in the left lane and there& #39;s someone behind you, get the hell out of the way.

3. If something/someone is on the shoulder, move the fuck over if you can.

4. Put the goddamn phone down

5. You have 3 mirrors. Use them.

6. If you& #39;re approaching an exit, jump into the left lane to let people merge in. Staying where you are until you have to slam on the brakes will create a knock-on effect that creates a traffic jam.

7. Finally, just pay attention. It& #39;s not hard to know where cars are around you.

One final note. If you live somewhere with snow, clean off your roof you godless heathen.