Are you ready to rumbelleeee?
Shifty Schiff being all shitty right off the bat. Shocked face😡😡
So shifty gave himself 45 minutes for questioning...welcome to the shifty Schiff witch trial.

His opening statement is stupid. Trump fired an ambassador OMG...wait he had the authority to fire all ambassadors for any reason....
Yeah this is stupid. Schiff is all over the place. He still hasn't named one crime that Trump has done. Orange Man bad is basically what it boils down too.

Hey Schiff Trump released the perfect transcript, get bent.
Yawn,. Is it over yet. So boring. Schiff lost me...I'm feeling tired. So tired .....πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ😴😴😴😴😴
Schiff admits the aid was released.

No crime...
Nunes speaking now. Schiff epic fail.

Nunes links the failure of Russian hoax to this stupidity. If the Russian hoax didn't fail we wouldn't be here now.
Nunes Dems selectively released leaks.

Dems rejected GOP witness request.

This is a one sided hearing.

Dems won't let Hunter Biden testify

Whistleblower lawyer wants a coup.
Dems on committee conspired with whistleblower before compliment.

Dems accuse you of what they are doing.

Dens colluded with Russia and Ukraine.
Dems refuse to answer three questions

Today is a televised event by the Dems. It's all fake.

Low rent Ukrainian squeal to the Russian hoax.
Trump just following his campaign promises to limit foreign aid.

Trump has full authority to remove any ambassador at any time for any reason

Trump approved weapons to Ukraine unlike Obama

Nunes is on πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯
"Impeachment process in search of a crime"

Bill Taylor up on deck.

Deep State star witness.
The fact the Dems think these low level nobodys are stars is funny as hell.

The deep state think too highly of themselves.
The GOP are fighting back sort of. Putting shift Schiff on the spot.
Mike Conway request the whistleblower be questioned.

Schiff says no basically.

Jordan asks when we can vote on getting the whistleblower to testify ..

Schiff lies says he doesn't know who the whistleblower ism..
Bert and Ernie are testifying now.

Ernie is up first.

Saying how his family has been part of the deep state/government for 60 years so that means he knows stuff and should be trustedπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„.

Yawn......
Erine still saying some stuff about how he is the greatest foreign agent ever and his family is great...

Who the hell are elected leaders to tell him what to do?

This guy's hubris is off the charts.
He is saying that he abd his fellow travelers sets foreign policy not elected leaders. He knows best. πŸ™„πŸ™„
I'm laughing so hard right now. This guy is the face of the deep state....no wonder they are such failures. This guy is clueless.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ernie knows better than the Trump administration. He will set policy not stupid trump.
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This is priceless. Just priceless. The entire viewing public just tuned out. This is like that Back to School scene where the professor thinks he is so smug and knows better than that fool Rodney Dangerfield.
The Dems are having a lawyer/policy discussionπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I'm just dying here,..Ernie is still going...OMG he has a 10 bullet point list...no stop...really...?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I want a power point presentation with his 10 point list....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Omg he is still going.....Ernie Kent knows better then all of us scum....he is the foreign agent super man...πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ Rudy doesn't know anything....how dare he....the brute...

Excuse me do you have any gray poupon?
Oh that was funny......

Now Bert Taylor is up.....

While at least his smugness meter is failed down....he missed his Calling as a voice over narrator.
Bert Taylor still talking....I think.... dozed off there for a minute or so.....this is like watching a national geographic documentary on the mating of deep staters. I had flashback of middle school.....goosebumps... Sorry moving on
..
Omg....these people thing this is a appropriation uewring not an impeachment hearing. These deep staters are so clueless. Thank God I'm not a member of that group.

I wonder how their egos all fit in the same room.
He bring s up his wife....what a cuck.
Lol.....

Trump sent a letter to Ukrainian president. Invited him to Whitehouse.

But the Ukrainian president was fighting corruption...

We had two foreign policy...we the deep state and the Trump admin.

Damn it we foreign policy people knew better... This is crazy.
Here is the how it boils down.

Trump disagreed with the foreign policy of Obama. The people that were sworn to follow the president rebelled when ordered to change policy and thought they knew better. So Trump shut them out and the President brought in his own people. πŸ™„πŸ™„
That's it. They got their panties in a bunch because Trump didn't listen TO THEM. These egotistical turds think they were better than Trump how dare the president change policy. How dare the president try to investigate corruption of 2016. How dare that orange man. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
The deep state doesn't understand they work for the President. They call Trump's foreign policy irregular.
Bert is still going on. Ernie is looking a little love struck at this "spellbinding" narration of irregular foreign policy..πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

How dare that bad 🍊 man not listen to us. We are the people who set foreign policy damn it. We have the power not that bad 🍊 man.
The only bad thing about this Bert testimony is I can't ask the teacher for a hall pass to go to the bathroom and get out of this horror show for a couple minutes. Social studies is so boring. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
God, I hope I don't get detention for acting out during this informative video presentation.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„.

How boring can an Impeachment inquiry get.😬?...yeah this will never be topped. Bert Taylor will go down in history as the most boring deep stater. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
Well I know what I'm going to watch next time my insomnia acts up.
Omg. Bert Taylor told them To push back against President Trump's policy. How dare Trump tell him what to do....how dare he....πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
This Bert guy would be fired by the turnpike authority for being a boring toll booth collector.

I pity his wife. How can she put up with his boring ass daily?
Okay it's been 90 minutes and still no crime has been stated.

Still waiting
If Bert Taylor didn't agree with Trump's foreign policy he should have quit and gone home to his wife. Instead he is now trying to enact a coup. Seditious bastards all of them.
And the boring presentation by Bert and Ernie just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going..
Bert admits he is boring as hell, so there's that.
Seriously, this entire thing is about the deep state not agreeing with Trump's foreign policy.

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Triple points for use of"rancorous"if you are playing deep state scrabble at home.
Shifty Schiff will now have 45 minutes to bore us some more.
Shifty Schiff....people will die...πŸ™„πŸ™„

Pelosi has to be on her third bottle of Scotch by now. She is thinking dear God what have I done. I'm finished after this.
I really don't know how much more I can take. Now they want to blame Trump for a battlefield death in a war that has been going on for a decade before Trump. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Russia invaded in 2014. Obama was president he didn't push back. Shut up, you pompous ass.
lawfare lawyer up now.

Schiff failed so bad. Bert though the Trump foreign policy was crazy illogical could not be understood. Not sure he understands that Trump is his boss.
Omg Trump withheld a Whitehouse meeting with a foreign leader because he didn't agree with the way the foreign leader was acting.....

OMG how dare he restrict access to the House he lives in because we voted him there. Who the hell does the POTUS think he is......πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Seriously, almost 2 hours in and with months of planning this is what they have? This is such a shitshow. I'm trying to grasp a word to describe this epic fail and I can't think of one atm
Anyone know hownlong this shitshow is suppose to go on?

If the Dems think this will change one person's opinion they are crazy.
Bert Taylor admits it's all his opinion. He thought, he felt, his understanding, blah, blah, blah....no smoking gun, no documents. It's age felt, he said.
The deep staters don't understand how business men operate. Oh we give Ukraine millions of $$ but they don't owe us anything...πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„okay can I get a deal like that?

Bert Taylor is an idiot. He is clueless.
Bert Taylor is failing so bad here. Remember this guy is the star witness.
Tells us Bert Taylor what you FELT, what your OPINION was. What your UNDERSTANDING was. Notice he offers no facts. No evidence. Nothing.
Since bert Taylor is boring as hell im listening to both him and rush at the same time. So this should be good. One ear Bert the other rush.

Rush says this is boring and Nancy should be in a panic by now. I stated that an an hour ago. His opening and my thread line up well.
Even Ernie looks bored.
This lawfare lawyer sucks donkey balls.

Hey, Dems

Don't bring a lawyer to a Political fight dumbasses.
Did anyone bring a shovel? There is so much bullshit that needs to be cleaned out of the hearing room .
Ernie Kent doesn't even know what crowdstrike is and never heard of it before the transcript. What a dumbass.
I've yet to see any evidence let alone "overwhelming" evidence against 🍊 man.
5 min recess. Thank you, Jesus.

Next up nunes questioning.

Lawfare lawyer epic fail
Bert Taylor epic fail
Ernie Kent epic fail
Shifty Schiff epic fail

So far epic clusterfuck debacle fail.
Rep. Meadows on fire during recess. Says the whole think is hearsay. No evidence presented. Ukraine got the aid. Obama didn't give them any military aid.
Thing not think.
Next Round
And here we go. Nunes gets 45 minutes.
Nunes quotes Schiff lies about the call.

Dems aren't trying to discover facts they are trying to make a narrative.
Nunes points out trump was first POTUS to provide weapons.

Ukraine didn't do anything the Dems are saying Trump demanded.

Dems just made it up.
Sorry got sidetracked.

Nunes asks about nelie ohr.
Bert Taylor changing his testimony.
This Steve castor lawyer isnt impressing me atm.
Schiff is trying to lead the witness.
Radcliff goes off on shifty Schiff.
And the hearing devolves into a bigger Pile of crap. Great job Schiff. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Bert says he didn't know about anything against Trump before he was told.
Bert is "only" aware there is an open investigation led by Durham he knows nothing else about it.

It's clear that Bert has no idea what is going on from a gop POV.
Its clear the two were not in the loop.

From the questioning.

They were not in the loop. They disagreed with the Trump policy.

So it's all hearsay on their part. And they have an axe to grind.
Bert admits he only heard hearsay about the call and it was the hearsay that concerned him.
Erine admits Ukraine is a corrupt shithole.
Ernie is asked about Burmisa. Says it's reputation is "mixed". In other words it's corrupt as hell. .

Bribe part in 2014.

Burmisa added figures to it's board at that time. Former president of Poland added as well as Hunter Biden.

Ernie says he is just a gov drone.
Bert Taylor and Ernie Kent don't know nothing.
Ernie had a concern of a conflict of interest with vp and son.
Bert admits that irregular diplomatic channels isn't unusual.
Bert again admits he was operating on hearsay.
Bert admits he didn't try to wrest control of foreign policy. Asked if he was concerned about it why didn't he. He spins and dances.
Bert was concerned about Rudy. Asked what he did with is concern.

Bert admits he never met Rudy.

Doesn't know him.

He sent a strongly worded cable to SOSπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Gop basically making the case that Trump's policy is nothing out of the ordinary. He was trying to get to the bottom of 2016. Bert says it's was Rudy that made him concerned. .....
Must be something in the water in DC. The GOP is also boring as hell.
45 minutes is over.

Shifty Schiff back for 5 mins.
The Dems dont understand that all these Ukrainian names are running together and no one can keep up with who's who
Shifty is trying to say Trump was on a Political hunt against his political opponent.

No evidence.

It's just what he feels.
Bert now admits he doesn't know if Schiff is right....
Nunes back on.

Schiff swung and whiffed.
Jim Jordan up
Bert admits he had three meetings with Ukraine president after the "call" and no discussion of linkage between investigation and aid.

Jordan says this means Bert's feeling was wrong. Nothing he was concerned about happened.
Bert saus he got his concern from amb Soulound(sp)

Jordan
3 meetings no mention of aid.

Says Bert got his understanding fron hearsay.

Jordan basically saying Bert was out of the loop and his testimony is based on hearsay.
Jordan just destroyed the Dems case. In less than 5 minutes. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Rep Jim himes. Orange man bad. Must impeach.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Dems. Orange Man didn't act like a politician must impeach...πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Rep. Radcliff is now up.

Is Bert Taylor Mueller's long lost brother from a different mother? They are both clueless old men
Radcliff got Bert to agree that president of the Ukraine was an honest man then says the president of Ukraine says none of this stuff happened.

Square that circle Bert.
Radcliff asks if Bert and Ernie thinks there was an impeachable offense in that call. Bert refuses to answer the question. Bert says it's not his job to impeach.
Schiff makes some assine statement that the hearsay could be right....
What's the opposite blockbuster testimony?

Oh yeah

Dud
Bomb
Epic fail
The dems are running this like a typical congressional hearing except it's even more boring.
Bert is upset that he got updated by Rudy.

That's it. His panties got twisted. πŸ€•πŸ€•
Bert and Ernie never met with Trump. Don't know him.

They are not even at the level of an underlying

Bert admits his understanding might be wrong because he is working off of hearsay.
Bert admits what he is saying is "what he heard"

He has no evidence.

Jordan says what Bert was told never happened. So he had to be wrong.
Bert tries to move the goal posts. He failed.
Schiff tries to create a narrative out of thin air on why the president of Ukraine might be lying.
I'm not sure if I'm getting across how big of an epic fail this hearing has been to the Dems. This makes the Mueller hearing look like a successful event.
Oh Rudy said some mean things about the corrupt ambassador πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ must impeachπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
If you all ever wondered why we are in wars all around the world and much of the world hates our foreign policy, well Bert and Ernie should clear up that question for you.

Two idiots who think their shit doesn't stink.
Radcliff. Ukrainian president did not do anything that the Dems said they say Trump tied aid too and yet he still got the aid.

Btw. (This all about Soros is you don't know...just saying)
I have no idea what this idiot Dem rep is saying. My mind is fried at this point.
4 hours 30 mins of boredom . Do the Dems not understand that the avg American attention span is like 5 mins.

Not one talking point was created, not one crime was uncovered, not one interesting conversation tidbit was found.

Dear God this is a Trainwreck.
Bert and Ernie agree corruption in Ukraine is widespread and across the world

GOP rep asks them to give an example where a VP ever showed up and demanded a prosecutor to be fired. Besides when corn pop's friend did. They have no example.
Dem rep admits they are talking about hearsay ...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
GOP rep. Stefanik

Doing a good job.
Swalwell is an idiot.
Do nevertrumpers ever admit they are nevertrumper?

Not very many.
Rep hurd.

Ukraine got aid in
Fy 2017
Fy 2018
Fy 2019

Of almost $billion .....

What's the problem?
I have to take a break. Crazy people will make you crazy without a break. Be back in about 10 min.

Brother man's brother is on. I doubt I'll miss much..
The 15 mph OJ bronco chase was more action packed than this hearing.
I would like rep. Welsh show me In tje Constitution where it says "no one is an the law" it's not there.
Whichever Dem thought a 6 hour long hearing was a good idea should be impeached.
Okay that's it. I'm out. Times up. I find it very hard to imagine anything happening in the rest of this hearing.

They really don't like Rudy.
Wait, is it over? Nope Shifty Schiff is still going on.....πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Shifty Schiff says he doesn't know who the whistleblower is.

It's nice to know this hearing ended with a lie.

Kind of poetic in a way.
I just watched 5 hours and 30 minutes of Epic, epic epic fail.

I've not seen this level of failure since....well ever....what an epic failure by the dems. ...they should have stated this phone call wasn't in their purview. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜
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